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Friend of Matthew Perry Takes Jab at Egomaniac Justin Trudeau

Actor Matthew Perry was not friends with Justin Trudeau, an insider gossips to GWU!  Despite the Canadian PMs claiming that they were BFFs, it’s a...
Opinion – Doreen's Left

Why Won’t They Just Let COVID Go?

The alt-right are literally obsessed with COVID. You can see it on Twitter (if Elongated Muskrat won’t respect pronouns then I’ll deadname his dying...
GWU! Guides

How to Spot a Grifter Website: A GWU! Guide

Experts are continually warning that dangerous websites dedicated to disinformation, misleading stories, and conspiracy theories are leaving people confused about what to believe. Thankfully,...
GWU! Fun

Indoor Dining During Surging Pandemic Is Less Safe than Using a Glory Hole Down by the Docks, Say Karen and Kevin

Dear Karen and Kevin, Up until this point I have dined indoors zero times. I’m one of the two people in an office of 60...
Opinion – Doreen's Left

The Great Awakening ‘Documentary’ is Alt-Right, Qanon Flimflammery

Before I give you my completely unbiased and impartial review on the alt-right propaganda piece ‘The Great Awakening’, I’d like to say sorry, not...
Woke Madness

Vaccinated Passed Over for Promotion by Employers

Mary Turlane did everything right during the pandemic. She stayed home to stay safe, she masked up and, most importantly, she got vaccinated. And...
Breaking The Narrative

Prebunking Narrative ‘Bunk’ say Experts

Ernest Foy of Montreal, Quebec, is like many forty-year-olds in Canada. He follows the law and generally trusts the government and media, but since...
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Breaking the Narrative: Spaced Out Indigenous Air Rage

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Breaking the Narrative: Woke Mob Throws the Book at Librarian

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GWU! is turning the page on the 'in your face' style stories you won’t read anywhere else!

The Get Woke Up! February 2024 Newsletter

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GWU! finally made it to the end of the line of the Black History month psychological steam engine.
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Podcasts

Phoning in the World Economic Forum

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Jet lagged and fully indoctrinated after a week at...

Coast to Coast Conspiracy

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Mad Dug and Anthony are airborne and spreading novelist John C.A Manley’s dystopian love story, Much Ado About Corona on the latest Get Woke Up! Podcast.

Transvaccinated Novel Virus

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Mad Dug and Anthony are airborne and spreading novelist John C.A Manley’s dystopian love story, Much Ado About Corona on the latest Get Woke Up! Podcast.
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Weird Week

Weird Week in Woke Digest: April 14–20

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Max Azzarello lit up some truths about how the world is a crypto-fascist dictatorship.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: April 1–6

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As the government asks you to look away from the solar eclipse sinking US dollar, our Wokeperts™ are revealing the truth.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: March 17–23

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From Kate Middleton’s amazing disappearing act to left-wing ring-master Jimmy Kimmel’s circus antics, it’s certainly been a clown-world sized Weird Week in Woke.
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