Canadian Finance Minister Chrystia Freeland gets dumped by man-boy PM Justin Trudeau in favor of younger blonde sycophant.

How the US may invade Canada documents leaked as trade war evolves into talk of occupation.

US General T.B. Gentes echoes Trump’s belief that Canada could become the 51st US state in the very near future.

Outgoing President Joe Biden’s pardon of his son Hunter has left Washington insiders speculating if sleepy Joe Biden has finally slid off his rocker.

A small bubble tea business is trying to stay afloat after C-list actor Simu Liu accused the company of cultural appropriation. Whatever the hell that is!

Trump was quick to quip, while slinging hash browns for the masses, he “worked at McDonalds for 15 minutes longer than Kamala did,” mocking Harris’ fake job credentials.

What do Taylor Swift, Bono, George Clooney, and Julia Roberts all have in common? Spoiler alert they’re all voting for Kamala Harris. Here’s why GWU! can't trust them!!!

Are you ironing your Keffiyeh for the pro-Hamas rally later today? Maybe you uncomfortably applaud when another George Floyd statue is erected in the town square? Or, perhaps, you browse Russian-funded websites to find out the truth? The real answer to these questions is how woke are you.

“I’ve been embedded in the Gaza university occupation warcamps, posed as a gender-affirming surgeon in Tavistock, England, and even successfully applied for MAID by faking long COVID, but nothing could prepare me for the horror of working in this disgraceful Canadian food institution!” Johnny Jock goes undercover as an international student working at Tim Hortons.

Is unvaccinated sperm the new Bitcoin? For one woman in the adult entertainment business the answer is: Yes, Yes, Yes!