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Top Ten Most Canceled Halloween Costumes

Get Woke Up! to the Top Ten creepiest canceled Halloween costumes that you should definitely dress up as this year!

Vegans Have A Bigger Carbon Footprint Than They Think

With COVID-19 over and Russia taking control of Ukraine, shrinking your carbon footprint has become the next current thing. But before you begin measuring...

Cancelling Thanksgiving and Other Colonial Holidays

I’m madder than a dirty bird in need of a clean over the way the woke are washing us of our days of significance,...

A GWU! Guide to All 72 Genders

Remember when you were at the department store as a kid shopping for clothes with your mom? There were only two aisles, men and...

Who Will Replace President Joe Biden?

Just over half way through his term Joe Biden is racking up an impressive list—of reasons to be replaced! Already no spring chicken at...

Queen Elizabeth II Wanted Meghan to Succeed

The Queen of England is dead and her eldest son Charles has taken the throne as King. Um, blatant nepotism aside, can I just...

Remake of Robin Hood Updated with BIPOC Cast

A modern day take on the heroic children’s story Robin Hood and His Band of Merry Men will be the latest victim of woke...

Disney+ She-Hulk A Smash Hit with Marvel Fans 

The latest Disney+ series set in the MCU verse, She-Hulk: Attorney at Law is sadly getting review-bombed by manbaby misogynists and alt-right bigots acting...

10 Woke CBC TV Shows Cancelled Before Filming

The Canadian Broadcasting Corporation (CBC) is rumoured to have some mega woke insane TV shows in active development due to rushed diversity and inclusion...

CBC’s 10 Secret Woke Fall TV Shows Leaked

With the recent mandate for the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation to increase its diversity programming by 30% this fall, the state-funded media corporation is scrambling...
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2024: The year GWU! broke the narrative!!!

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Breaking the Narrative: Unvaxxxed Sperm Is the New Bitcoin! 🐵

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When a marketing rep in the adult film industry discovered the COVID vaccine was the reason she couldn’t get pregnant, the busty blue-eyed blonde knew she was screwed. Read the latest edition of Breaking the Narrative.

Breaking the Narrative: United We Stand, Unless We’re Tired

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Want to know how your freedom of speech is being censored by the Woke Left? Find out in Breaking the Narrative!!!

Weird Week in Woke

Weird Week in Woke Digest: February 23–March 1 🔥

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The whole Trump-Zelenskyy meet cute feels like two billionaire actors who just really want to be recognized for their failed art careers. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest!

Weird Week in Woke Digest: February 9–15 🔥

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There was no shortage of lost love for the dad-bod billionaire owner of X, Elon Musk, this Valentine’s Day. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: January 19–25 🔥

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The recent normalization of Donald Trump has seen Ana Kasparian and a motley gang of left wingers including; AOC, Mark Zuckerburg, and even The Rock become maga into MEGA! All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

GWU! Podcast

Luigi Mangione’s Christmas Manicotti Manifesto Special

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Is that Italian stallion in the back of the police cruiser a cold-blooded assassin or just another pretty face from the CIA? We have the secret holiday recipe for truth, wit and Luigi Mangione’s Christmas Manicotti Manifesto.

Third Times a Trump

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Thanks to the mainstream media getting roasted, DJ Trump rose from the ashes  in an historic landslide election win. Join Mad Dug and Anthony as they were live on location to drink up all the libtard tears.

Haitian to Eat the Cats

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Is emotional support presidential running mate Uncle Tim Walz ready to perform gender-affirming surgery on the White Boys for Walz? Find out on the Get Woke Up! podcast with special guest @worthitorwoke
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