2024 Election

That's Bananas!

Olympic Boxing Coach Confirms Imane Khelif Is a Dude!

An Olympic boxing coach has confirmed to GWU! that Algerian women’s boxing sensation Imane Khelif is a man!!!

Paris Olympics Are Punch Drunk Over DEI

Irish professor tells GWU! that biological man Imane Khelif should not be allowed to knock around innocent women. Shame on the Olympics!

Experts Agree: RFK Jr. Won the CNN Presidential Debate

While 50 million watched Joe slide a Biden on stage, the real Debate winner was RFK Jr. It’s time to Check da Facts!

NPC Game of Life GWU! Character Guide

GWU! decodes the Non-Player Character NPC bots of life. It’s like the Matrix but without the terrible sequels and more jokes.

The Real Dr. Science Fiction: Anthony Fauci

Novel Corona virus author Anthony Fauci reveals his inspiration for creating the New York Times bestselling psyop, The COVID-19 Pandemic.

Trump Threatens to Imprison Political Enemies

Celebrities, politicians, and dissidents may be finding a new home behind bars once Donald Trump takes back his country!

How the WEF is in Bed with Your Metaverse Enslavement

AI hallucinations refers to the strange phenomena where artificial intelligence produces bizarre outputs.

The Stars and Stripes Won’t Ruin Our Memorial Day Weekend

How can I stop racism from ruining my family vacation? Asks one GWU! reader. Karen and Kevin platform their extreme, extremist take.

How I Lost 30 lbs with the Gaza Hunger Strike Diet! 

Pro-Palestine protestors declare an intifada on their Gaza Gut with trending starvation diet solution.

Tucker Carlson Is Dividing My Family. Make it stop!

How can I stop Tucker Carlson from ruining my family? Asks one GWU! reader. Karen and Kevin platform their extreme, extremist take.

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