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2024 Election

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OBITUARY: Death of GWU! Columnist Doreen Trudeau not caused by vaccine: Experts

Doreen Trudeau passed away in Boca Raton, Florida, in late January while cycling to work.

6 People Trump May Lock Up To Make America Great Again

Celebrities, politicians, and dissidents may be finding a new home behind bars once Donald Trump takes back his country!

Friends, The Office and Seinfeld Getting Woke Makeovers

Entertainment insiders are discovering that TV shows popular 20 years ago are not aging well in today’s insane diversity, equity, and inclusion entertainment climate. 

Say: ‘I Love you’, with a Donald Trump Valentine’s Day Card

In the lead up to this Valentine’s Day, GWU! has reported on a disturbing uptick in on-line hate. And that hate is coming from the Left (surprise, surprise—ed). 

Transplanting New Roots After “Anti-Trans” law in Canada

Letter to the Editor Dear Karen and Kevin, We’re a BIPOC+LGBTQIA+ family living in Calgary, Canada. Not sure if you heard the news, but the government...

TV Networks panic to rush garbage woke shows to screens

The repercussions of the 148 day TV writers strike are now being felt by television and streaming networks. Insiders are telling GWU! that TV...

7 Anne of Green Gables Novels Going Woke!

With the news of the historic Anne of Green Gables tourist site in Prince Edward Island, Canada, going woke to satisfy the demands of...

Does Canada Trump Looming American Dictatorship?

Letter to the Editor Dear Karen and Kevin, The recent wins by Trump in the Iowa caucuses and New Hampshire has me and my husband (trans/gay/BIPOC...

Dictator Trudeau Hides While Anne of Green Gables Goes Dark

This is CJ Byner checking in to Check da facts! With all the mis and dis information online it can be hard to distinguish the...

I Am Willing to Die for More DEI

There’s been a lot of negativity surrounding the implementation of DEI (Diversity, Equity and Inclusion) policies lately, particularly in regards to LGBTQIA+ airlines like...
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Breaking the Narrative

Breaking the Narrative: Unvaxxxed Sperm Is the New Bitcoin! 🐵

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When a marketing rep in the adult film industry discovered the COVID vaccine was the reason she couldn’t get pregnant, the busty blue-eyed blonde knew she was screwed. Read the latest edition of Breaking the Narrative.

Breaking the Narrative: United We Stand, Unless We’re Tired

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Breaking the Narrative: Spaced Out Indigenous Air Rage

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Weird Week in Woke

Weird Week in Woke Digest: October 27–November 2

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Our Wokesperts™ are grimly reaping all the woke terrors and ready to prescribe you the secret to a long and happy life.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: September 15–21

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Our Wokesperts™ are grimly reaping all the woke terrors and ready to prescribe you the secret to a long and happy life.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: September 1–7

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Our Wokesperts™ are grimly reaping all the woke terrors and ready to prescribe you the secret to a long and happy life.

GWU! Podcast

Haitian to Eat the Cats

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Is emotional support presidential running mate Uncle Tim Walz ready to perform gender-affirming surgery on the White Boys for Walz? Find out on the Get Woke Up! podcast with special guest @worthitorwoke

Trump Makes an Assassination Out of MAGA

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From the sleepy secret service fields of Butler, PA, to a SpaceX trip across flat Earth, blast off with Mad Dug and Anthony!

Forecast for Bird Flu Is a Total Yolk!

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Summer’s here and the time is right for “Juneteenthing” on the beach! Join Mad Dug and Anthony Anderson as they discuss everything on the Internet!
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