Joe Biden’s insane last-minute preemptive pardon list: I beg your pardon? Is Biden considering clemency for these criminals!?!

A small bubble tea business is trying to stay afloat after C-list actor Simu Liu accused the company of cultural appropriation. Whatever the hell that is!

Trump was quick to quip, while slinging hash browns for the masses, he “worked at McDonalds for 15 minutes longer than Kamala did,” mocking Harris’ fake job credentials.

What do Taylor Swift, Bono, George Clooney, and Julia Roberts all have in common? Spoiler alert they’re all voting for Kamala Harris. Here’s why GWU! can't trust them!!!

Are you ironing your Keffiyeh for the pro-Hamas rally later today? Maybe you uncomfortably applaud when another George Floyd statue is erected in the town square? Or, perhaps, you browse Russian-funded websites to find out the truth? The real answer to these questions is how woke are you.

“I’ve been embedded in the Gaza university occupation warcamps, posed as a gender-affirming surgeon in Tavistock, England, and even successfully applied for MAID by faking long COVID, but nothing could prepare me for the horror of working in this disgraceful Canadian food institution!” Johnny Jock goes undercover as an international student working at Tim Hortons.

Unvaxxed sperm is the new bitcoin gushes freedom loving lass: Why single vaxxed females seeking Pure Blood men were going for broke in 2024.

Taber was being disciplined for using yellow ‘thumbs up’ and ‘happy face’ emojis on the internal company chat. “They said that since I identified as caucasian, I should be using the lighter skin tone emoji, as the yellow had been flagged as insensitive.”

Parents in California are passing on DEI and calling CRT a failure.

Voter worries her family will vote orange instead of black after becoming 'white boys' for Kamala.