2024 Election

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Am I Supposed to Stand with Israel or Lay with Mia Khalifa? Asks Boomer

Picture it: October 7, 1988, the day before the season four premiere of NBC’s chart topping comedy, The Golden Girls. I was a ghost...

Mother of 3 Canceled by Alt-Left Hairdresser 

Political candidate Michelle Lindsay got more than she bargained—or rather barbered—for after attending the 1 Million March 4 Children, when she was canceled by...

Parent Throws the Book at Woke Canadian Schools

With the contentious issue of gender ideology and woke indoctrination flaming up in schools since the beginning of the 2023–24 school year, it's time...

5 Times Yaroslav Hunka May Have Been Alt-Right

Moronic Canadian MPs, including Justin Trudeau, are running for cover after unknowingly applauding Yaroslav Hunka, a Ukrainian World War II veteran … who served...

How to Spot a Grifter Website: A GWU! Guide

Experts are continually warning that dangerous websites dedicated to disinformation, misleading stories, and conspiracy theories are leaving people confused about what to believe. Thankfully,...

Top 6 Items on The NWO Food World Order

GWU! recently barfed out the secret menu of the new Agenda 21 themed NYC restaurant, Soylent Greens. If your goal to save the planet...

Agenda 21 NYC Cockroach Restaurant Menu Exposed!

A wacky new Williamsburg restaurant in Brooklyn is transitioning its organic menu to align with the UN’s insane so-called environmental sustainability goals of Agenda...

Indoor Dining During Surging Pandemic Is Less Safe than Using a Glory Hole Down by the Docks, Say Karen and Kevin

Dear Karen and Kevin, Up until this point I have dined indoors zero times. I’m one of the two people in an office of 60...

15 Days in a 15 Minute City: Or How I Spent My Summer Vacation

I hope y’all went on nice holidays this summer, because they might be your last. We all have to do our bit to fight...

New Woke Fall TV Lineup Despite Writers Strike

As the Writers Guild of America enter their fourth month of a strike against the Alliance of Motion Picture and Television Producers, Hollyweird is...

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