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Hungry Haitian Illegals in Ohio Hating on Man’s Best Friend!

The Duane family of Springfield, Ohio, knew something was unusual when Gizmo, their family cat of 13 years, didn’t come home after midnight. 

Grab her by the pussy cat! Trump tames Kamala in presidential debate

6 takeaways on how Trump neutered Kommie Kamala and made the legacy media lose bigly!!!

Colonizer Clothing Line Settles Complex Issue of White Privilege, says White Chick

After drug addict George Floyd overdosed while robbing a Minnesota convenience store, Amber Parks knew she had to do something. 

Summa Cum Gaza My Ass: Says Boomer

Toby gets even after local community college cancels graduation in support of Gaza!

I Don’t Feel Bad About Questioning Kate’s Cancer Diagnosis, Says Boomer

There was something off about The Deepfake Kate Video. Was it the background, the outfit, or the disappearing ring?

WEF Round Up: Yemen in Women’s Sports and COVID Cold Shoulders!

What is a woman, the Red Sea, and COVID were final day topics at the World Economic Forum in Davos. Thank Klaus that I...

Day 2: Volodymyr Zelensky Passes the Hat at WEF

Out of this world climate warriors, Ukrainian grifters, and high-priced hookers is basically the Davos’ World Economic Forum’s biome. But I digress, I came...

Day 1: Klaus Schwab No Show at WEF

Klaus Schwab bailed on the Day 1 Meet and Greet at TGI Freitags, that’s basically the Swiss/German version of Applebees. I had a seat...

Pardon the Gazaruption, says Boomer to Hamas Hipsters

I’m madder than a doctor without a passport at a border, over the way these woke Liberal leftists are blocking traffic, holding up banks,...

Am I Supposed to Stand with Israel or Lay with Mia Khalifa? Asks Boomer

Picture it: October 7, 1988, the day before the season four premiere of NBC’s chart topping comedy, The Golden Girls. I was a ghost...
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Breaking the Narrative: Unvaxxxed Sperm Is the New Bitcoin! 🐵

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When a marketing rep in the adult film industry discovered the COVID vaccine was the reason she couldn’t get pregnant, the busty blue-eyed blonde knew she was screwed. Read the latest edition of Breaking the Narrative.

Breaking the Narrative: United We Stand, Unless We’re Tired

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Breaking the Narrative: Spaced Out Indigenous Air Rage

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Weird Week in Woke Digest: December 1–7

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Foul balls: Riley Gaines praised the latest team to forfeit a volleyball game against San Jose State’s Blaire Fleming—the only male on the all-women’s team. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: November 17–23

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Dems da breaks: Inside the White House backstabbing staffers and score-settling pundits point fingers at a Democratic Party in crisis. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: October 27–November 2

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Luigi Mangione’s Christmas Manicotti Manifesto Special

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Is that Italian stallion in the back of the police cruiser a cold-blooded assassin or just another pretty face from the CIA? We have the secret holiday recipe for truth, wit and Luigi Mangione’s Christmas Manicotti Manifesto.

Third Times a Trump

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Thanks to the mainstream media getting roasted, DJ Trump rose from the ashes  in an historic landslide election win. Join Mad Dug and Anthony as they were live on location to drink up all the libtard tears.

Haitian to Eat the Cats

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Is emotional support presidential running mate Uncle Tim Walz ready to perform gender-affirming surgery on the White Boys for Walz? Find out on the Get Woke Up! podcast with special guest @worthitorwoke
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