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Opinion – Toby's Right

Cancelling Thanksgiving and Other Colonial Holidays

I’m madder than a dirty bird in need of a clean over the way the woke are washing us of our days of significance,...
Opinion – Toby's Right

It’s Time to Rewrite the Woke Story

I’m more confused than a prosthetic breast resting on the chest of male woodworking teacher Kyla Lemieux about the way the woke are saying...
Opinion – Toby's Right

Can Pierre Poilievre Scrub Clean Our Brainwashed Left?

I’m more spun out than a UFO crash landing in a Nevada desert over the way the woke left have become brainwashed by Prime...
Opinion – Toby's Right

Which Way Does Harry Styles Swing?

I’m more puffed up than a fall sweater in a closet full of moths over the way the mainstream media and their followers are...
Opinion – Toby's Right

Why Go Grey If You Don’t Have To?

I’m more irritated than an ingrown hair on a wooly mammoth over the recent ageism campaign by the woke left. Why just the other day...
Opinion – Toby's Right

Ogling Back to the Future

I’m more outraged than my brother-in-law Joey getting denied parole—again—over the way the woke left are trying to turn back our future. Why just the...
Opinion – Toby's Right

European Vacation Lampooned By Wokeness

I’m madder than Boris Johnson being cut off at a COVID Cargo Container speakeasy over the way the Woke Army continues to wage war on...
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