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My Handyman’s Wastewater Tastes like COVID!!

Y’all know I would never break social distancing unless it was absolutely essential, like attending a mostly peaceful pro-Hamas protest. So it goes without...

Friend of Matthew Perry Takes Jab at Egomaniac Justin Trudeau

Actor Matthew Perry was not friends with Justin Trudeau, an insider gossips to GWU!  Despite the Canadian PMs claiming that they were BFFs, it’s a...

A GWU! Guide to Identifying Joe Biden’s Clones

It’s no state secret that there may be multiple clones of President Joe Biden (at Sleepy Joe’s age he needs all the help he...

Why Won’t They Just Let COVID Go?

The alt-right are literally obsessed with COVID. You can see it on Twitter (if Elongated Muskrat won’t respect pronouns then I’ll deadname his dying...

Novelist John C.A. Manley Rewrites the COVID Narrative in Much Ado About Corona

While most of the world spent three years trying to flatten a two week curve, got spooked out on TV news infographics, took medical...

The Great Awakening ‘Documentary’ is Alt-Right, Qanon Flimflammery

Before I give you my completely unbiased and impartial review on the alt-right propaganda piece ‘The Great Awakening’, I’d like to say sorry, not...

Vaccinated Passed Over for Promotion by Employers

Mary Turlane did everything right during the pandemic. She stayed home to stay safe, she masked up and, most importantly, she got vaccinated. And...

Mother’s Day Canceled at School by Woke Adults

Students from a Toronto, Canada, school are shocked and angered that their special Mother’s Day tribute message posted to Kew Beach Junior Public School’s...

Drag Queen Story Hour Has Scared My Son Straight

Janet Rosenberg was in for the shock of a lifetime when she attended her son's parent-teacher interviews at his primary school last month. Despite...

Anti-Vaxxer Actors Need to Hit the DVD Bargain Bin, Say Karen & Kevin

Dear Karen and Kevin, I’m an avid movie collector. I have over 3000 DVDs, BluRays and even some LaserDiscs. But I’m finding it harder and...
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Breaking the Narrative

Breaking the Narrative: Unvaxxxed Sperm Is the New Bitcoin! 🐵

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When a marketing rep in the adult film industry discovered the COVID vaccine was the reason she couldn’t get pregnant, the busty blue-eyed blonde knew she was screwed. Read the latest edition of Breaking the Narrative.

Breaking the Narrative: United We Stand, Unless We’re Tired

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Want to know how your freedom of speech is being censored by the Woke Left? Find out in Breaking the Narrative!!!

Breaking the Narrative: Spaced Out Indigenous Air Rage

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Want to know how students can occupy a non-political space and still graduate with honors? Find out in Breaking the Narrative!!!

Weird Week in Woke

Weird Week in Woke Digest: December 1–7

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Foul balls: Riley Gaines praised the latest team to forfeit a volleyball game against San Jose State’s Blaire Fleming—the only male on the all-women’s team. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: November 17–23

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Dems da breaks: Inside the White House backstabbing staffers and score-settling pundits point fingers at a Democratic Party in crisis. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: October 27–November 2

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Our Wokesperts™ are grimly reaping all the woke terrors and ready to prescribe you the secret to a long and happy life.

GWU! Podcast

Luigi Mangione’s Christmas Manicotti Manifesto Special

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Is that Italian stallion in the back of the police cruiser a cold-blooded assassin or just another pretty face from the CIA? We have the secret holiday recipe for truth, wit and Luigi Mangione’s Christmas Manicotti Manifesto.

Third Times a Trump

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Thanks to the mainstream media getting roasted, DJ Trump rose from the ashes  in an historic landslide election win. Join Mad Dug and Anthony as they were live on location to drink up all the libtard tears.

Haitian to Eat the Cats

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Is emotional support presidential running mate Uncle Tim Walz ready to perform gender-affirming surgery on the White Boys for Walz? Find out on the Get Woke Up! podcast with special guest @worthitorwoke
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