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American Families Rescuing Victims of Canada’s Radical Leftist Agenda

Canadians flee Trudeau’s woke dystopia as Carney’s regime imposes censorship, crippling taxes, and DEI madness. Heroic red-state families offer refuge—deprogramming refugees with BBQ, freedom, and the Second Amendment.

California Liberals Spend to Smash Cybertrucks in So-Called ‘Safe Space’

Berkeley’s wokest ‘rage room’ charges liberals $50 to smash Trump effigies—because nothing cures TDS like a sledgehammer and a Cybertruck part. GWU! investigates the lucrative business of monetizing liberal meltdowns.

Boomer Neil Young’s Tin Foil Tirade Is Out of Tune, Says Boomer

Fresh from his suspension on Blue Sky, Toby P. Gelman is ripping Neil Young a new one. Move back to Canada, you crazy Boomer!

Deport Trump! Demands American girlfriend of Honduran criminal sent packing

Reader worries after Trump deports her criminal boyfriend back to Honduras. Will she ever find love again? Karen and Kevin weigh in.

Irish Punch Drunk Mad Over Rosie O’Donnell’s Fake Refugee Claim

Refugee Rosie O’Donnell’s move to the Emerald Isle sparks outrage among anti-immigration activists: “We’re tired of refugees invading our country!”

Newly Installed PM Mark Carney Orders Canadians to Attack “Elbows Up!”

So-called Prime Minister Mark Carney’s “Elbows Up!” war cry has Canadians channeling their inner Gordie Howe, while Americans are all like “Who the hell is Gordie Howe?” Plus Mike Myers elbows his way back into late-night "comedy."

Love Is Blind Gals Say “I Do” to Woke Mind Virus

Sara and Ben’s Love Is Blind romance crumbled over woke ideology, while Devin was left at the altar when Virginia fled over his family’s Trump support. Is love now a political battleground?

Jihad Drift: From Boston to Mannheim

Fresh from his suspension on X, Toby P. Gelman is ripping the woke left mayor of Boston a new one. Will he still get a walk-on in Fast & Furious: Jihad Drift, though? 

Let’s Play Oscar BINGO!

Chaos reigns as Anora and The Brutalist vie for glory. Will Timothée Chalamet triumph? Play GWU! Oscar Bingo for cringe speeches and wild surprises!

Fed Employee Email Responses to DOGE Boss Elon Musk: Leaked

Federal employees fumed as Elon Musk demanded they detail their daily tasks—and the results were shocking! From coffee break debates to paperclip mysteries, GWU! exposes all the absurdity.

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