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Online Dating Sites Finding Unvaxxed in High Demand

A new online dating trend is finding more and more people are selecting unvaccinated or self-described ‘pure bloods’ over vaccinated partners.  “It’s a big change...

Political Halloween Movie Pitches Get Woke Up !

You know what? Everything is racist. Faced with this terrible revelation we decided to form our own film production company here at the Get...

School Boards Across Canada & US Cast Hex on Halloween

A Special Investigation by Rafe S. Klinger School boards throughout Canada, and some in the US, are cancelling or, in some cases, watering down Halloween...

Black Panther 2 Star Letitia Wright’s “Anti-Vax” Stance Needles Woke Fans 

Despite pandering to the fringe but extremely vocal base of agenda-driven Far Leftists on Twitter for the past few years with increasingly-woke series and...

Making friends with any-boty that will listen

I just found out that all the friends I've made online for the past two years are bots. It's true. We called ourselves The...

Cancelling Thanksgiving and Other Colonial Holidays

I’m madder than a dirty bird in need of a clean over the way the woke are washing us of our days of significance,...

A History Lesson in ‘Presentism’

Last evening during my nightly bedtime ritual (catching up on Reddit modmail, deciding what gender I would be tomorrow, kissing my Fauci love pillow...

A GWU! Guide to All 72 Genders

Remember when you were at the department store as a kid shopping for clothes with your mom? There were only two aisles, men and...

It’s Time to Rewrite the Woke Story

I’m more confused than a prosthetic breast resting on the chest of male woodworking teacher Kyla Lemieux about the way the woke are saying...

Remake of Robin Hood Updated with BIPOC Cast

A modern day take on the heroic children’s story Robin Hood and His Band of Merry Men will be the latest victim of woke...
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2024: The year GWU! broke the narrative!!!

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Breaking the Narrative: Unvaxxxed Sperm Is the New Bitcoin! 🐵

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When a marketing rep in the adult film industry discovered the COVID vaccine was the reason she couldn’t get pregnant, the busty blue-eyed blonde knew she was screwed. Read the latest edition of Breaking the Narrative.

Breaking the Narrative: United We Stand, Unless We’re Tired

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Want to know how your freedom of speech is being censored by the Woke Left? Find out in Breaking the Narrative!!!

Weird Week in Woke

Weird Week in Woke Digest: February 9–15 🔥

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There was no shortage of lost love for the dad-bod billionaire owner of X, Elon Musk, this Valentine’s Day. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: January 19–25 🔥

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The recent normalization of Donald Trump has seen Ana Kasparian and a motley gang of left wingers including; AOC, Mark Zuckerburg, and even The Rock become maga into MEGA! All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: January 5–11 🔥

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DEI is under fire once more after reliable sources on the ground in Los Angeles have revealed that the out-of-control wildfires are not a result of so-called “Climate Change,” as the mainstream media would have you believe. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

GWU! Podcast

Luigi Mangione’s Christmas Manicotti Manifesto Special

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Is that Italian stallion in the back of the police cruiser a cold-blooded assassin or just another pretty face from the CIA? We have the secret holiday recipe for truth, wit and Luigi Mangione’s Christmas Manicotti Manifesto.

Third Times a Trump

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Thanks to the mainstream media getting roasted, DJ Trump rose from the ashes  in an historic landslide election win. Join Mad Dug and Anthony as they were live on location to drink up all the libtard tears.

Haitian to Eat the Cats

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Is emotional support presidential running mate Uncle Tim Walz ready to perform gender-affirming surgery on the White Boys for Walz? Find out on the Get Woke Up! podcast with special guest @worthitorwoke
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