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Woke New Yorkers Plan To Recycle Their Remains

New York has become the sixth state to now allow residents to have their bodies composted and used as fertilizer.  In the quest for new...

Rita Hayworth and Toby Gelman’s Unvaccinated Redemption

I’m more busted up than Rita Hayworth hanging on the wall of a dirty prison cell over the way me and my unvaccinated pals...

Did You Woke Wash Your Bay Blanket?

Software Logistics Officer Sandra Miller sat in a semicircle with her colleagues examining her privilege, her microaggressive behaviours, and unconscious racism that even she...

CUPE Union Duped Us Into Supporting Them

Guest Commentary by Gino Giovanni I never thought I’d be the kinda guy who would expose the absolute failure of organized labour. I’m 26 and...

Online Dating Sites Finding Unvaxxed in High Demand

A new online dating trend is finding more and more people are selecting unvaccinated or self-described ‘pure bloods’ over vaccinated partners.  “It’s a big change...

Political Halloween Movie Pitches Get Woke Up !

You know what? Everything is racist. Faced with this terrible revelation we decided to form our own film production company here at the Get...

School Boards Across Canada & US Cast Hex on Halloween

A Special Investigation by Rafe S. Klinger School boards throughout Canada, and some in the US, are cancelling or, in some cases, watering down Halloween...

Black Panther 2 Star Letitia Wright’s “Anti-Vax” Stance Needles Woke Fans 

Despite pandering to the fringe but extremely vocal base of agenda-driven Far Leftists on Twitter for the past few years with increasingly-woke series and...

Making friends with any-boty that will listen

I just found out that all the friends I've made online for the past two years are bots. It's true. We called ourselves The...

Cancelling Thanksgiving and Other Colonial Holidays

I’m madder than a dirty bird in need of a clean over the way the woke are washing us of our days of significance,...
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2024: The year GWU! broke the narrative!!!

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Breaking the Narrative: Unvaxxxed Sperm Is the New Bitcoin! 🐵

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When a marketing rep in the adult film industry discovered the COVID vaccine was the reason she couldn’t get pregnant, the busty blue-eyed blonde knew she was screwed. Read the latest edition of Breaking the Narrative.

Breaking the Narrative: United We Stand, Unless We’re Tired

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Weird Week in Woke

WWWD: Canada Votes: Liberal Apocalypse … or Conservative Revolution? 🇨🇦

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With the long-awaited Canadian election to take place Monday, April 28, the answer couldn’t be clearer. The country needs a change. Troublingly, polite Canadians still seem preoccupied with Donald Trump’s 51st state trolling. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

WWWD: Destroying Teslas With Their ’Elbows Up 🔥

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The whole “Trade War” is so cringe, particularly because the actual cause of this situation is 10 years of dictator Trudeau. During his reign, soy boy Trudeau spent more time bending over fake indigenous graves than building up the Canadian economy. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: February 23–March 1 🔥

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The whole Trump-Zelenskyy meet cute feels like two billionaire actors who just really want to be recognized for their failed art careers. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest!

GWU! Podcast

It’s No Conspiracy to GWU!

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Mat Brown returns to the Get Woke Up! studio to blow up the official 9/11 narrative. And this is one 9/11 report you won’t want to be sabotaged by the CIA.

King Carney’s Can Con

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Put away your history books and cancel your daily newspaper delivery, as international artist Mat Brown paints the Get Woke Up! podcast a chilling picture of a never-ending dumpster fire formally known as Canada.

Elon Musk’s Tesla Derangement Syndrome

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Torched Teslas, AOC's sweet confession, Trump Bingo. The two wildest and wackiest DJs on the information highway key in an electric cure for the newest social media virus, Tesla Derangement Syndrome.
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