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10 Woke CBC TV Shows Cancelled Before Filming

The Canadian Broadcasting Corporation (CBC) is rumoured to have some mega woke insane TV shows in active development due to rushed diversity and inclusion...

CBC’s 10 Secret Woke Fall TV Shows Leaked

With the recent mandate for the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation to increase its diversity programming by 30% this fall, the state-funded media corporation is scrambling...

The Canadian Armed Forces Crossdresses the Line!

The Canadian Armed Forces (CAF) has gone balls to the walls with wokeness. The CAF has made public its plans for a “gender inclusive”...

Hollywood Heels Ruining Movies 

Ah…the film classics….the champions of cinematic brilliance. It’s the way that these celluloid stories inspire the world by projecting a heroic tale. One that...

A New Day for Canada Day

Canada Day has been cancelled! At least, it has been in Winnipeg, Canada, where the tourist destination ‘The Forks’ has announced that Canada Day...

Black Thor has Marvel Fanboys Crying Racism

The Marvel multiverse just got a whole lot darker, as young, hip writers with the Disney owned publisher are being accused of racism by...

Cis White Males Need Not Apply

I’m more volatile than a Bitcoin expert working at Coinbase over the way the Woke are discriminating against white men. Why just the other day,...

Transphobia the Woke Word of the Hour 

I’m more riled up than a stray dog in a Chinese restaurant over the newest woke word of the hour: Transphobia! A few days ago...

Doctor Who, Twitter and The Terror of the Woke Mind Virus

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far, away I can remember when the casting of a new character, in our beloved shows...

Top 5 NBA Cry Babies – Playoff Edition! 

In the sports world there is nothing more satisfying than seeing a grown man having a full-on temper tantrum on the playing field. We’ve...

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