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13 ‘Deplorable, Hitlerian, Garbage’ celebrities for Trump GWU! can trust!

13 deplorable, Hitlerian, garage celebrities for Trump that GWU! can trust: From hit TV shows to top albums to championship teams these are the folks you should be watching and listening to on Election Day!!!

Simu Liu’s unhinged boba tea meltdown sinks small business

A small bubble tea business is trying to stay afloat after C-list actor Simu Liu accused the company of cultural appropriation. Whatever the hell that is!

Spot the Difference: Kamala Harris or McDonald’s Employee?

Trump was quick to quip, while slinging hash browns for the masses, he “worked at McDonalds for 15 minutes longer than Kamala did,” mocking Harris’ fake job credentials.

Why Celebrities who Endorse Kamala Harris can’t be trusted

What do Taylor Swift, Bono, George Clooney, and Julia Roberts all have in common? Spoiler alert they’re all voting for Kamala Harris. Here’s why GWU! can't trust them!!!

Quiz: How Woke Are You?

Are you ironing your Keffiyeh for the pro-Hamas rally later today? Maybe you uncomfortably applaud when another George Floyd statue is erected in the town square? Or, perhaps, you browse Russian-funded websites to find out the truth? The real answer to these questions is how woke are you.

‘Unvaxxxed sperm is the new Bitcoin’ gushes Freedom loving Lass!!!

Unvaxxed sperm is the new bitcoin gushes freedom loving lass: Why single vaxxed females seeking Pure Blood men were going for broke in 2024.

How a liberal can get on the right side of history

How a Liberal can get on the right side of history: The Red Wave is coming, don't let a leftie fall behind!

Hungry Haitian Illegals in Ohio Hating on Man’s Best Friend!

The Duane family of Springfield, Ohio, knew something was unusual when Gizmo, their family cat of 13 years, didn’t come home after midnight. 

Grab her by the pussy cat! Trump tames Kamala in presidential debate

6 takeaways on how Trump neutered Kommie Kamala and made the legacy media lose bigly!!!

Husband and Sons Still Obsessing About Being White boys for Kamala

Voter worries her family will vote orange instead of black after becoming 'white boys' for Kamala.
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Breaking the Narrative

2024: The year GWU! broke the narrative!!!

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We captured the chaos of 2024 in both stunning images and award-winning graphics. Enjoy some of our best work of the year and be sure to subscribe for more woke madness exposed in 2025!!!

Breaking the Narrative: Unvaxxxed Sperm Is the New Bitcoin! 🐵

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When a marketing rep in the adult film industry discovered the COVID vaccine was the reason she couldn’t get pregnant, the busty blue-eyed blonde knew she was screwed. Read the latest edition of Breaking the Narrative.

Breaking the Narrative: United We Stand, Unless We’re Tired

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Want to know how your freedom of speech is being censored by the Woke Left? Find out in Breaking the Narrative!!!

Weird Week in Woke

Weird Week in Woke Digest: January 5–11 🔥

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DEI is under fire once more after reliable sources on the ground in Los Angeles have revealed that the out-of-control wildfires are not a result of so-called “Climate Change,” as the mainstream media would have you believe. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: December 15–21

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Pardon me, folks, but Joe Biden is dispensing pardons like Epstein poured soft serve ice cream on Pinocchio Island. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: December 1–7

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Foul balls: Riley Gaines praised the latest team to forfeit a volleyball game against San Jose State’s Blaire Fleming—the only male on the all-women’s team. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

GWU! Podcast

Luigi Mangione’s Christmas Manicotti Manifesto Special

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Is that Italian stallion in the back of the police cruiser a cold-blooded assassin or just another pretty face from the CIA? We have the secret holiday recipe for truth, wit and Luigi Mangione’s Christmas Manicotti Manifesto.

Third Times a Trump

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Thanks to the mainstream media getting roasted, DJ Trump rose from the ashes  in an historic landslide election win. Join Mad Dug and Anthony as they were live on location to drink up all the libtard tears.

Haitian to Eat the Cats

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Is emotional support presidential running mate Uncle Tim Walz ready to perform gender-affirming surgery on the White Boys for Walz? Find out on the Get Woke Up! podcast with special guest @worthitorwoke
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