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Big Balls Goes Balls Deep on Deep State

Elon Musk’s ‘Doge Boys’ are shaking up the federal government! Led by teen prodigy ‘Big Balls,’ this squad of disruptors is taking on bureaucracy, leaking truths, and rewriting the rules.

Super Bowl Showdown Explodes Into Full-blown Rap War!

Kendrick Lamar’s explosive Super Bowl halftime show dissed Drake, performing “Not Like Us.” Drake clapped back with Instagram flexes and a lawsuit against Universal Music Group. The rap war heats up as celebrities and brands take sides

Costco and Trader Joe’s customers crack up over egg shortage

As the avian flu devastates the poultry industry, egg shortages spark a cultural war. Left-wing liberals embrace tofu scrambles, while conservatives call it "un-American." With Costco and Trader Joe’s imposing egg limits, the debate over plant-based vs. traditional eggs cracks open.

EXCLUSIVE: NFL Rigged For Taylor Swift?

Insiders are whispering that the NFL, desperate for ratings and a splash of pop culture glamour, has conspired to hand the Chiefs their third Super Bowl win in five years!

Evicting Trump from living rent free in your head

Millions of Americans on the left are now politically homeless since President Donald Trump had them “evicted from their minds,” says Sociology community college teacher Amber Tone.

Let’s Play Trump Inauguration BINGO!

Play along at home with the official GWU! Trump Inauguration BINGO!

Facebook’s Fact-Checking SNAFU Is Sending My Wife Down a Rabbit Hole

Reader worries his wife has fallen down the dark web Facebook rabbit hole after Mark Zuckerberg replaced the fact checkers with illegal Mexican migrants.

13 Ways Drama Queen Trudeau Ruined Canada

How Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau ruined his country with self-absorbed, narcissistic wokeness.

13 Ways Justin Trudeau Turned Canada into a Global Laughing Stock

How Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau ruined his country with self-absorbed, narcissistic wokeness.

Whitney Cummings Drops Truth Bomb on Times Square  

The hilarious and beautiful Whitney Cummings gave CNN viewers, and hosts Andy Cohen and Anderson Cooper, a roast to remember during the cable news channel’s live New Year’s Eve broadcast, writes Toby P. Gelman.
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Breaking the Narrative

2024: The year GWU! broke the narrative!!!

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We captured the chaos of 2024 in both stunning images and award-winning graphics. Enjoy some of our best work of the year and be sure to subscribe for more woke madness exposed in 2025!!!

Breaking the Narrative: Unvaxxxed Sperm Is the New Bitcoin! 🐵

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When a marketing rep in the adult film industry discovered the COVID vaccine was the reason she couldn’t get pregnant, the busty blue-eyed blonde knew she was screwed. Read the latest edition of Breaking the Narrative.

Breaking the Narrative: United We Stand, Unless We’re Tired

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Want to know how your freedom of speech is being censored by the Woke Left? Find out in Breaking the Narrative!!!

Weird Week in Woke

WWWD: Canada Votes: Liberal Apocalypse … or Conservative Revolution? 🇨🇦

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With the long-awaited Canadian election to take place Monday, April 28, the answer couldn’t be clearer. The country needs a change. Troublingly, polite Canadians still seem preoccupied with Donald Trump’s 51st state trolling. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

WWWD: Destroying Teslas With Their ’Elbows Up 🔥

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The whole “Trade War” is so cringe, particularly because the actual cause of this situation is 10 years of dictator Trudeau. During his reign, soy boy Trudeau spent more time bending over fake indigenous graves than building up the Canadian economy. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: February 23–March 1 🔥

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The whole Trump-Zelenskyy meet cute feels like two billionaire actors who just really want to be recognized for their failed art careers. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest!

GWU! Podcast

King Carney’s Can Con

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Put away your history books and cancel your daily newspaper delivery, as international artist Mat Brown paints the Get Woke Up! podcast a chilling picture of a never-ending dumpster fire formally known as Canada.

Elon Musk’s Tesla Derangement Syndrome

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Torched Teslas, AOC's sweet confession, Trump Bingo. The two wildest and wackiest DJs on the information highway key in an electric cure for the newest social media virus, Tesla Derangement Syndrome.

Luigi Mangione’s Christmas Manicotti Manifesto Special

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Is that Italian stallion in the back of the police cruiser a cold-blooded assassin or just another pretty face from the CIA? We have the secret holiday recipe for truth, wit and Luigi Mangione’s Christmas Manicotti Manifesto.
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