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Can you spot a Link: Leftist Ideology, No Kids?

LINKS are the new DINKS. A modern breed of Yuppie couples who identify as Leftist Ideology, No Kids.

Iran Away From the US Draft

Am I going to be drafted for WW3? Asks one GWU! reader. Karen and Kevin weigh in.

OJ’s Deathbed Confessions

OJ’s Deathbed Confessions: Hollywood gossip columnist spills "The Juice" on the final hours of OJ Simpson!!!

OJ Simpson: If I did it …. Shocking Conspiracy Confessional

From his deathbed in Las Vegas, OJ Simpson pens a confession that will take your breath away.

How to Spot a Dual Income No Kids Couple: A GWU! DINK Guide

Clout chasing young couples on social media have rebooted the 1980s trend of being a DINK: Dual Income, No Kids.

PizzaPizzagate Turns Up the Heat on Karen and Kevin

When a Pizza delivery man refused to give change, the customer called him out, but who went too far?

I Don’t Feel Bad About Questioning Kate’s Cancer Diagnosis, Says Boomer

There was something off about The Deepfake Kate Video. Was it the background, the outfit, or the disappearing ring?

Head Librarian Shushed out of Circulation by Woke Mob

Librarian discarded by woke mob for daring to stand up for freedom to read.

Is the Palace Cloning Around with Princess Kate Video?

“This is not the Princess of Wales. The person in this video is the same clone who trolled Windsor Farms.” 

Where in the World Is Princess Kate Middleton?

Has Princess Kate Middleton really been found? GWU! exposes palace lies from internet spies.
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Breaking the Narrative

Breaking the Narrative: Unvaxxxed Sperm Is the New Bitcoin! 🐵

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When a marketing rep in the adult film industry discovered the COVID vaccine was the reason she couldn’t get pregnant, the busty blue-eyed blonde knew she was screwed. Read the latest edition of Breaking the Narrative.

Breaking the Narrative: United We Stand, Unless We’re Tired

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Want to know how your freedom of speech is being censored by the Woke Left? Find out in Breaking the Narrative!!!

Breaking the Narrative: Spaced Out Indigenous Air Rage

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Want to know how students can occupy a non-political space and still graduate with honors? Find out in Breaking the Narrative!!!

Weird Week in Woke

Weird Week in Woke Digest: December 1–7

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Foul balls: Riley Gaines praised the latest team to forfeit a volleyball game against San Jose State’s Blaire Fleming—the only male on the all-women’s team. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: November 17–23

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Dems da breaks: Inside the White House backstabbing staffers and score-settling pundits point fingers at a Democratic Party in crisis. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: October 27–November 2

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Our Wokesperts™ are grimly reaping all the woke terrors and ready to prescribe you the secret to a long and happy life.

GWU! Podcast

Luigi Mangione’s Christmas Manicotti Manifesto Special

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Is that Italian stallion in the back of the police cruiser a cold-blooded assassin or just another pretty face from the CIA? We have the secret holiday recipe for truth, wit and Luigi Mangione’s Christmas Manicotti Manifesto.

Third Times a Trump

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Thanks to the mainstream media getting roasted, DJ Trump rose from the ashes  in an historic landslide election win. Join Mad Dug and Anthony as they were live on location to drink up all the libtard tears.

Haitian to Eat the Cats

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Is emotional support presidential running mate Uncle Tim Walz ready to perform gender-affirming surgery on the White Boys for Walz? Find out on the Get Woke Up! podcast with special guest @worthitorwoke
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