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Trump Trolls the Oscars and Wins Bigly!

No Oscar hosting sequel for Jimmy Kimmel after Oppenheimer joke bomb dud dropped on Trump!!!

Academy Awards Oscar Predictions GWU! Need to Know

It’s Oscar time in LaLa land - here's a sneak peak at what nobody will be watching in Hollyweird!

Free Speech Fails Canadian Teachers with 1984 Lesson

A woke union boss is warning teachers they could be disciplined for exercising their freedom of speech. according to a leaked memo.

Black Actors Finding New Roles as Corporate DEI Pets!

When business was slumping for a hip ad agency in Detroit, they knew it was time to adopt a new strategy. 

Top 5 Political Playbook Betting Odds

Odds are that 2024 will be the wildest years for political upsets, and we've got all the hits and misses!

The War on Children Is a Real Food Fight

In the War on Children one mother testifies that she knew her daughter was "trans" because she liked to eat green veggies!

Senseless with No Sensibility in new race swapped films

The classic Jane Austen love story Sense and Sensibility is back ... and Black! Following an insane Hollywood race swapping trend.

6 People Trump May Lock Up To Make America Great Again

Celebrities, politicians, and dissidents may be finding a new home behind bars once Donald Trump takes back his country!

Top 10 Signs Jon Stewart Is Past his Prime Time

With super woke Jon Stewart’s return to “The Daily Show” as a once-a-week host, critics and viewers are wondering if he’s going to turn...

Taylor Swift’s Top 6 PsyOp Hits!

Former CIA operative Willis Coleman claims Taylor Swift is used by the government and big business to influence public opinion.
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Breaking the Narrative

Breaking the Narrative: Unvaxxxed Sperm Is the New Bitcoin! 🐵

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When a marketing rep in the adult film industry discovered the COVID vaccine was the reason she couldn’t get pregnant, the busty blue-eyed blonde knew she was screwed. Read the latest edition of Breaking the Narrative.

Breaking the Narrative: United We Stand, Unless We’re Tired

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Want to know how your freedom of speech is being censored by the Woke Left? Find out in Breaking the Narrative!!!

Breaking the Narrative: Spaced Out Indigenous Air Rage

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Want to know how students can occupy a non-political space and still graduate with honors? Find out in Breaking the Narrative!!!

Weird Week in Woke

Weird Week in Woke Digest: December 1–7

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Foul balls: Riley Gaines praised the latest team to forfeit a volleyball game against San Jose State’s Blaire Fleming—the only male on the all-women’s team. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: November 17–23

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Dems da breaks: Inside the White House backstabbing staffers and score-settling pundits point fingers at a Democratic Party in crisis. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: October 27–November 2

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Our Wokesperts™ are grimly reaping all the woke terrors and ready to prescribe you the secret to a long and happy life.

GWU! Podcast

Luigi Mangione’s Christmas Manicotti Manifesto Special

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Is that Italian stallion in the back of the police cruiser a cold-blooded assassin or just another pretty face from the CIA? We have the secret holiday recipe for truth, wit and Luigi Mangione’s Christmas Manicotti Manifesto.

Third Times a Trump

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Thanks to the mainstream media getting roasted, DJ Trump rose from the ashes  in an historic landslide election win. Join Mad Dug and Anthony as they were live on location to drink up all the libtard tears.

Haitian to Eat the Cats

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Is emotional support presidential running mate Uncle Tim Walz ready to perform gender-affirming surgery on the White Boys for Walz? Find out on the Get Woke Up! podcast with special guest @worthitorwoke
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