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‘Unvaxxxed sperm is the new Bitcoin’ gushes Freedom loving Lass!!!

Unvaxxed sperm is the new bitcoin gushes freedom loving lass: Why single vaxxed females seeking Pure Blood men were going for broke in 2024.

How a liberal can get on the right side of history

How a Liberal can get on the right side of history: The Red Wave is coming, don't let a leftie fall behind!

Hungry Haitian Illegals in Ohio Hating on Man’s Best Friend!

The Duane family of Springfield, Ohio, knew something was unusual when Gizmo, their family cat of 13 years, didn’t come home after midnight. 

Grab her by the pussy cat! Trump tames Kamala in presidential debate

6 takeaways on how Trump neutered Kommie Kamala and made the legacy media lose bigly!!!

Husband and Sons Still Obsessing About Being White boys for Kamala

Voter worries her family will vote orange instead of black after becoming 'white boys' for Kamala.

Olympic Boxing Coach Confirms Imane Khelif Is a Dude!

Women’s boxing transformed: Olympic boxing coach confirms Imane Khellif is a dude.

Paris Olympics Are Punch Drunk Over DEI

Irish professor tells GWU! that biological man Imane Khelif should not be allowed to knock around innocent women. Shame on the Olympics!

Experts Agree: RFK Jr. Won the CNN Presidential Debate

While 50 million watched Joe slide a Biden on stage, the real Debate winner was RFK Jr. It’s time to Check da Facts!

Uncle Hack of Danger Cats Explains How to Cancel a Comic

The Danger Cats comedy troupe; Uncle Hack, Sam Walker and Brett Forte have been banned, canceled and smeared for their outrageous oil patch humor.

What’s the Deal with Dying on Stage Suddenly!!! Amirite?

Check da Facts! Has Rob Schneider has been canceled in Canada? Did a crossdressing crossing guard give weed to wiener kids and is the the PSA about TDS real or parody?

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