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How to Spot a Dual Income No Kids Couple: A GWU! DINK Guide

Clout chasing young couples on social media have rebooted the 1980s trend of being a DINK: Dual Income, No Kids.

PizzaPizzagate Turns Up the Heat on Karen and Kevin

When a Pizza delivery man refused to give change, the customer called him out, but who went too far?

I Don’t Feel Bad About Questioning Kate’s Cancer Diagnosis, Says Boomer

There was something off about The Deepfake Kate Video. Was it the background, the outfit, or the disappearing ring?

Head Librarian Shushed out of Circulation by Woke Mob

Librarian discarded by woke mob for daring to stand up for freedom to read.

Is the Palace Cloning Around with Princess Kate Video?

“This is not the Princess of Wales. The person in this video is the same clone who trolled Windsor Farms.” 

Where in the World Is Princess Kate Middleton?

Where in the world is Princess Kate: 13 of the weirdest conspiracy theories about Kate Middleton's disappearance!

Trump Trolls the Oscars and Wins Bigly!

No Oscar hosting sequel for Jimmy Kimmel after Oppenheimer joke bomb dud dropped on Trump!!!

Academy Awards Oscar Predictions GWU! Need to Know

It’s Oscar time in LaLa land - here's a sneak peak at what nobody will be watching in Hollyweird!

Free Speech Fails Canadian Teachers with 1984 Lesson

A woke union boss is warning teachers they could be disciplined for exercising their freedom of speech. according to a leaked memo.

Black Actors Finding New Roles as Corporate DEI Pets!

When business was slumping for a hip ad agency in Detroit, they knew it was time to adopt a new strategy. 
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2024: The year GWU! broke the narrative!!!

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We captured the chaos of 2024 in both stunning images and award-winning graphics. Enjoy some of our best work of the year and be sure to subscribe for more woke madness exposed in 2025!!!

Breaking the Narrative: Unvaxxxed Sperm Is the New Bitcoin! 🐵

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When a marketing rep in the adult film industry discovered the COVID vaccine was the reason she couldn’t get pregnant, the busty blue-eyed blonde knew she was screwed. Read the latest edition of Breaking the Narrative.

Breaking the Narrative: United We Stand, Unless We’re Tired

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Want to know how your freedom of speech is being censored by the Woke Left? Find out in Breaking the Narrative!!!

Weird Week in Woke

Weird Week in Woke Digest: February 9–15 🔥

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There was no shortage of lost love for the dad-bod billionaire owner of X, Elon Musk, this Valentine’s Day. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: January 19–25 🔥

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The recent normalization of Donald Trump has seen Ana Kasparian and a motley gang of left wingers including; AOC, Mark Zuckerburg, and even The Rock become maga into MEGA! All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: January 5–11 🔥

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DEI is under fire once more after reliable sources on the ground in Los Angeles have revealed that the out-of-control wildfires are not a result of so-called “Climate Change,” as the mainstream media would have you believe. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

GWU! Podcast

Luigi Mangione’s Christmas Manicotti Manifesto Special

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Is that Italian stallion in the back of the police cruiser a cold-blooded assassin or just another pretty face from the CIA? We have the secret holiday recipe for truth, wit and Luigi Mangione’s Christmas Manicotti Manifesto.

Third Times a Trump

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Thanks to the mainstream media getting roasted, DJ Trump rose from the ashes  in an historic landslide election win. Join Mad Dug and Anthony as they were live on location to drink up all the libtard tears.

Haitian to Eat the Cats

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Is emotional support presidential running mate Uncle Tim Walz ready to perform gender-affirming surgery on the White Boys for Walz? Find out on the Get Woke Up! podcast with special guest @worthitorwoke
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