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2024 Election

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Goldbacks aren’t just as good as gold —they’re better!!!

Gold infused bills offer a hedge against inflation and protection for your wealth. The revolutionary American product is now available in Canada through True Precious Metals.

Uncle Hack of Danger Cats Explains How to Cancel a Comic

The Danger Cats comedy troupe; Uncle Hack, Sam Walker and Brett Forte have been banned, canceled and smeared for their outrageous oil patch humor.

The Real Dr. Science Fiction: Anthony Fauci

Novel Corona virus author Anthony Fauci reveals his inspiration for creating the New York Times bestselling psyop, The COVID-19 Pandemic.

How the WEF is in Bed with Your Metaverse Enslavement

AI hallucinations refers to the strange phenomena where artificial intelligence produces bizarre outputs.

Does AI Dream of Electric Hallucinations?

AI hallucinations refers to the strange phenomena where artificial intelligence produces bizarre outputs.

What the Tweak Is Wrong with Twitchy Chrystia Freeland?

Chrystia Freeland's political future is shaky, but so is her health, states a Montreal doctor who is snitching on "Freeland’s twitching."

How to Fight Student Vaccine Mandates

Don’t let your child be a victim of the BigPharma focused healthcare system. Fight back and exempt them from the school vaccine mandates!

The War on Children Is a Real Food Fight

In the War on Children one mother testifies that she knew her daughter was "trans" because she liked to eat green veggies!

6 Ways to Tell if Your Online Girlfriend Is an AI Bot

It started innocently enough when Carl Simpson responded to an X DM from a cute Russian girl.  “She had a few more followers than me...

Translating Algospeak

Boomer Vic Vople kept getting kicked off social media for sharing his self-described ‘based’ political/fitness views. TikTok, Instagram and even Facebook were all digital...

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Breaking the Narrative

Breaking the Narrative: Unvaxxxed Sperm Is the New Bitcoin! 🐵

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When a marketing rep in the adult film industry discovered the COVID vaccine was the reason she couldn’t get pregnant, the busty blue-eyed blonde knew she was screwed. Read the latest edition of Breaking the Narrative.

Breaking the Narrative: United We Stand, Unless We’re Tired

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Breaking the Narrative: Spaced Out Indigenous Air Rage

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Want to know how students can occupy a non-political space and still graduate with honors? Find out in Breaking the Narrative!!!

Weird Week in Woke

Weird Week in Woke Digest: October 27–November 2

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Our Wokesperts™ are grimly reaping all the woke terrors and ready to prescribe you the secret to a long and happy life.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: September 15–21

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Our Wokesperts™ are grimly reaping all the woke terrors and ready to prescribe you the secret to a long and happy life.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: September 1–7

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Our Wokesperts™ are grimly reaping all the woke terrors and ready to prescribe you the secret to a long and happy life.

GWU! Podcast

Haitian to Eat the Cats

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Is emotional support presidential running mate Uncle Tim Walz ready to perform gender-affirming surgery on the White Boys for Walz? Find out on the Get Woke Up! podcast with special guest @worthitorwoke

Trump Makes an Assassination Out of MAGA

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From the sleepy secret service fields of Butler, PA, to a SpaceX trip across flat Earth, blast off with Mad Dug and Anthony!

Forecast for Bird Flu Is a Total Yolk!

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Summer’s here and the time is right for “Juneteenthing” on the beach! Join Mad Dug and Anthony Anderson as they discuss everything on the Internet!
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