After a whistle-blower from the Canadian Security Intelligence Service (CSIS) revealed Chinese Communist Party (CCP) interference in both the 2019 and 2021 Canadian elections, some within the Liberal party are getting ready to dump ‘pride-flag waving, everybody’s a racist, follow the $cience’ scandal plagued Justin “Do we tolerate these people” Trudeau.
“Counting our leaders’ scandals is like trying to count grains of rice,” tuts our Liberal Party insider who has been involved in top secret leadership review meetings since revelations about the Chinese election tampering began. “We’ve watched as Trudeau attempted to deflect questions, calling anyone who questions the Chinese a racist, but the returning of the $200,000 dollar pledge back to China from the Trudeau Foundation? Well you don’t need a fortune cookie to see into our dear leaders political future.”
The money, which was just a small portion of a cool one million dollars was donated by two wealthy Chinese nationals to the foundation seven years ago, where the Crime Minister’s brother Alexandre is a board member. $200,000 of the massive donation was originally earmarked towards the erection of a Chairman Mao statue outside the University of Montreal law school.
According to the president and CEO of the Trudeau Foundation, Pascale Fournier the money has been returned. Fournier made a statement to the press which said: “we cannot keep any donation that may have been sponsored by a foreign government and would not knowingly do so.”
As GWU! has reported in the past, Justin Trudeau has on countless occasions expressed his admiration for China’s communist dictatorship. So much so that as leader of his minority government implemented some of the strictest pandemic restrictions outside of China.
Mao to Meet You
Although the evidence strongly points to Trudeau being a compromised CCP agent heading Canada, GWU! cannot confirm whether the pandemic measures were a directive from the Beijing based Chinese Communist Party. Canada, as many know, had the harshest pandemic restrictions outside of China. At the height of restrictions, masks, vaccines, social distancing, school and business closures and other unscientific pandemic disease control methods were enforceable by law. Some within the Liberal party are even claiming that Prime Minister Chopsticks Trudeau more than likely allowed the Chinese weather balloons to enter Canada’s airspace last month.
“His father was a great admirer of mass murderer Mao,” says our tattler. China’s notorious founder of the country’s communist party and human rights abuser was responsible for between hundreds of thousands to millions of deaths between 1949-1976.
Something Smells Rotten in the Trudeau Foundation
The recent Critical Election Incident Public Protocol report, headed by former president of the Trudeau Foundation Morris Rosenberg, found no foreign tampering in the 2019 and 2021 Canadian elections. But most Canadians, including some Liberal party faithful, aren’t so sure.
“It’s clear that Rosenberg can’t be impartial since he was president of the foundation at the time of the donation, but, you know, at the end of the day the Liberal party faithful are just getting tired of going to bat for Trudeau. They, like all hard-working Canadians, have families to support and mortgages to pay. Justin is a trust-fund kid with no worries.”
The report cites the fact that national security agencies did indeed see attempts at foreign interference, but not enough to have met “the threshold of impacting electoral integrity.”
Among the evidence that Rosenberg cited as so-called ‘non-tampering’:
- Reducing the public’s trust in democratic institutions
- Increasing polarization
- Lowering trust in the media
- Promoting the strategic interests of a foreign state
- Targeting of elected officials to promote foreign state interests
- Encouraging individuals to act as proxies for foreign states
- Threatening members of diaspora communities and influencing their vote
The findings of the ‘impartial’ investigation are “no surprise to many in the Liberal Party,” says our party-pooper.
“The outcome and Trudeau are a lot like Chinese siopao,” he says, referencing an asian style steamed meat bun. “White and pristine looking on the outside but full of expired rotten shit on the inside.”
“He’s got a massive ego,” our insider says of the half Latino prime minister (his father is former Cuban dictator Fidel Castro-ed). “But after so many years at the helm of the Great White North, it might be time for Justin to do everyone a favour and go.”
