2024 Election

COVID Booster Program Fails to Launch

Unaccounted deaths and vaccine injury cause COVID vaccine to be halted

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The Center for Disease Control (CDC) has pivoted on their earlier recommendations for the COVID Booster vaccine, but experts are telling GWU! the once “safe and effective” jab will soon go by the way of the dodo bird.

In a report released at the end of February, the CDC pulled back on its earlier advice and is now only recommending people over 65 and the immunocompromised get the experimental gene therapy injection. This is a massive change from earlier advice that everyone in all age and health groups get ‘boosted’ every four months.

“What happened?” questions our anonymous vaccine specialist in Mesa, Arizona. “The CDC is basically confirming that the vaccine is no longer safe or effective. It will only be a matter of time before there will be no recommendations at all.”

Breaking the Narrative

IS IT VANILLA FLAVOURED, MAMMY? Sleepy Joe Biden (above) is seen getting a saline solution.

Our snitching specialist says that the abundance of evidence that vaccines do not work as advertised, along with alternative reporting from both GWU! and other non mainstream media are responsible for the shift in guidance. News that the vaccine is highly ineffective and has numerous side effects, including death, are all factors says our vaccine expert who has asked her name not be used for fear of retribution in the medical community.

“They can’t come out and directly say we messed up, but with little to no long term testing they can’t take any chances.”

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No Apologies for VaxScene

The vaccine campaign, which was endorsed by mainstream media, governments, and employers forced, sometimes against their will, to get the vaccine. But in America the booster program never took off with a mere 16% of the population opting for the experimental juice.”

A figure that lines up pretty accurately with the amount of votes Biden actually received.

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