ET star and former child actor rehab regular Drew Barrymore recently welcomed man dressed as a woman TikTok star Dylan Mulvaney to her afternoon talk show to discuss what it means to be a woman (Uhm, okay—ed). The out of this world conversation with the trans activist has more fake curves than Charlie’s Angels, making the audience scream.
Mulvaney’s social media series ‘365 Days of Girlhood’ is one of the most watched 30-second TikTok posts on the platform (You mean hate watched—ed). Sporting revealing outfits and spouting bimbo brain farts to his 10 million followers, Mulvaney uses the platform to monetize the delivery of sugary sweet and simplistic observations about what it means to be a girl. Despite the fact that Mulvaney was born and continues to be a biological male.
HIM/HE PRONOUNCED MEMBER OF THE PRESS
Barrymore took the confessions of a dangerous mind for the former community theatre background singer with mad love.
“This is, it’s very personal for me in a world where we’re all trying to figure out who we’re supposed to be the risk….,” gushed Barrymore as though on the couples first of 50 dates.
“…Yes bravery oh my gosh,” replied the female doppelganger. “I had no idea how vulnerable I was even willing to get. I think coming out can be so, um, intense and you know I kind of wanted to add some humor. It’s my lifeline now. I do think that there was so much that came up this year that I had no idea that I was going to have to figure out in Womanhood and vulnerable things that I didn’t even know were there.”
Australian news reporters described the outrageous interaction as “kneeling to the new normal” and did not recommend watching the entire interview “unless you want to lose your lunch.”
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RATED ‘T’ FOR TRANS: Critics online have been saying they were confused as to what the show was even about. GWU! can only assume the show was taking on the issue of having the self-esteem to pretend to be something you’re not.
Drew, who identifies as She/Her but likes boys on the side, became misty eyed, asking: “Where do you find the strength to keep being the joy?
“Well I think having my chosen family and the people that I love to take care of me. I look at someone like you and I can’t imagine anybody disliking you,” brown nosed the wishful thinking man in an uncomfortable looking and uncomfortable to look at pink dress.
Going the distance as though she had never been kissed, Barrymore fell to her knees opposite Mulvaney. “Oh please do you know, do you want to know ironically who uh dislikes me the most sometimes,” she clumsily paused dramatically. “…myself.”
“Me too!” growled the altered states Mulvaney, joining the aging Hollywood screen queen on the floor like one of the bad girls.
This month marks Mulvaney’s full year of pretending to be a girl, which ironically fell during Women’s History Month. Throughout the year he has met with President Biden along with gaining a cult-like following of many others who also failed Grade 6 science class.
