Tickle me mentally ill, is what critics are crying after the corporate puppet/mental health advocate Elmo was strangled by actor Larry David, live on NBC’s Today Show.
The assault took place after the super woke Disney puppet—who parroted the false CDC messaging throughout the COVID scamdemic and encouraged children as young as six months old to take an experimental gene therapy—had just pushed the Curb Your Enthusiasm star too far.
In the clip, a visibly unhinged Elmo whines in his annoyingly high-pitched voice to the couch sitting ‘journalists’ about the importance of mental health.
Waiting in the wings for his interview, David followed his blood boiling comedic instincts and improvised what he perceived as a gag, just as the camera panned over to the weather. Little did David know that his two-bit crime was being broadcast live.
“Elmo was going on about mental health and I had to listen to every word,” explained David after the incident.
“And I was going, ‘Oh my God, oh my God, I don’t think I can take another second of this!’ And so I got off my chair and I approached him and I throttled him! I couldn’t take it!” then adding: “And you know what? I would do it again!”
TICKLE ME MENTALLY ILL
The Sesame Street cast member, who has been a cast member since 1980, was on the Today Show to discuss his so-called ‘mental health’ viral Tweet on social media platform X: “Elmo is just checking in! How is everybody doing?”
The question sparked a totally not-staged series of responses from everyday Americans like President Joe Biden, Chipotle, and even Sony Pictures.
“The strangling seemed innocent enough,” sighs GWU! TV critic Johnny Jock. “But it’s telling of how the Left are constantly trying to get their own way, even if it means hurting friends and family in the process.”
PARENTS SEEING RED
The little red muppet, who became a global fad with the 1996 release of the “Tickle Me Elmo” doll, has seen his brand fade since he joined Team Pfizer and now Team Mental Health. Elmo, along with Big Bird and other famous residents of Sesame Street made history during the pandemic by being the first puppets to be vaccinated live on TV. If you don’t count a few others*.
Many adults who grew up watching Elmo are now wondering if the medical malpracticing, stuffing for brains muppet should have his strings cut.
“People like him are the reason everyone’s mental health is in the garbage. His vaccine messaging was very dangerous. It hurt a lot of people and now he wants us to medicate our way out of depression. He should be in jail,” fumes Jock.
“Look, if we saw a Trump supporter pivoting from a vaccine shill to a Prozac pusher we would cancel them. How is it any different with a left wing lunatic like Elmo? And don’t start on me with the whole ‘he’s not alive’ argument. It doesn’t cut it for Biden and it doesn’t cut it for Elmo.”
Elmo responded to the criticism of his new found interest in the mental health crisis he helped create in the first place by laughing it off (despite not having been tickled—ed). Parents who GWU! spoke with, however, are concerned about the kind of message this monster is sending their children.
*President Joe Biden, Prime Ministers Justin Trudeau, Borris Johnson, Benjamin Netanyahu, King Charles, King Salman bin Abdulaziz Al-Saud, Prince William and his birthing cow Kate Middleton, Barack and Michael Obama, The Dalai Lama, Pope Francis, Jim Acosta, Gayle King, Jennifer Aniston, Anthony Anderson (the other one), Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, Tyler Perry, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Ellen DeGenere, John Legend, Yo-Yo Ma, Mariah Carey, Dolly Parton, Kerry Washington, Olivia Rodrigo, Ellie Zeiler, Brandon Asher (died, suddenly) Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen King, Judy Blume, William Shakespear (the other one) Buzz Aldrin, Miss Universe Andrea Meza and the entire The Today Show Crew) et al.)
