Talk about the dog days of summer or lack of, the Duane family of Springfield, Ohio, knew something was unusual when Gizmo, their family cat of 13 years, didn’t come home after midnight.
“We’d heard about missing pets, but didn’t take it seriously,” James Duane tells GWU! from the front lawn of his suburban family home. “Gizmo was never late for supper.”
The flustered father and his two daughters spent the early morning hours searching for the orange and white tabby, but to no avail. Just days later, Gizmo’s battered and bloodied collar was found outside a housing complex that was sheltering illegal Haitian aliens (i.e the Four Seasons, paid for by the taxpayer—ed).
Catnapped
The Duanes are not alone. In the past year more and more pet owners in Springfield have seen their cats, dogs and other pets go missing. Eyewitnesses have reported that Haitians, known for their barbaric raw flesh eating tendencies, are the culprits behind the heinous crimes of kidnapping, sacrificing, and devouring the animals for dinner.
What started as a social media urban legend was later confirmed by beloved former president DJ Trump who exposed the horrific truth about illegal Haitian ‘s stealing and eating pets during his debate with Krazy Kommie Kamala. Unbelievably, Krazy Kamala actually burst out laughing, as ABC news interns attempted to “fact check” Trump’s verified statement (I wonder if she’ll be laughing after the election—ed).
“Losing a pet is like losing a member of the family,” a social worker from the nearby town of Moscow, Ohio, tells GWU! over Microsoft Teams. “For many the attachment to a pet is a lifelong bond and to lose that can cause grief and anger.”
Former Republican primary candidate, and Ohio native, Vivek Ramaswamy will be holding a town hall in Springfield this week to grieve with angry pet owners and hopefully take a bite (not literally—ed) out of this heinous crime!
Hatian to be racist….but….
And anger is exactly what James Duane and his neighbors feel. He says that in a very short time they’ve seen the population of their sleepy Ohio town grow by 33%. In fact, the influx of more than 20,000 federally relocated illegals and refugees has put a strain on the original 60,000 residents of the town. Civic resources including roads, hospitals, and housing are all overcrowded leading to conflict between the original residents and the invaders.
“We’re losing our way of life thanks to Biden-Harris and now we’re having our pets murdered. Even the ducks down by old man William’s place are getting snatched and snacked on!”
Springfield is not alone, as mass illegal immigration under the Biden-Harris regime is seeing towns all over America become prisons for the locals who have spent most of their lives here. “Why us?” asks James, holding a picture of Gizmo. “We’re just trying to live and survive one day at a time. If this is what you call democracy I don’t think any of us want it.”
Check da Facts
GWU! was one of only a few independent media outlets to actually visit the embattled town in recent days. After speaking with residents and town officials too embarrassed to comment publicly GWU! Verifies that local reports of the incidents are correct.
Despite the Dem loving mainstream media dismissal of so-called Haitian ‘migrant’ ‘rumors’ GWU! rates the fact that pets are on the menu in Springfield, Ohio as TRUE.
