With all the mis and dis information online it can be hard to distinguish the truth between fact and fiction. That’s where CJ Byner comes in to Check da facts!
Dateline—Toronto, Canada, May 29: Pride Season has come early after Toronto, Canada, outed the world’s longest rainbow road. The new ‘installation’ by queer ‘artist’ Travis Myers consists of nearly 2,000 feet of a rainbow painted walking path at Hanlan’s Point on the Toronto Island, which is designated a public park.
While the city’s left-leaning council under the dictate of its socialist mayor, Chairman Chow, is delighted, critics of the installation are asking why the city is defacing public property.
“I’m so tired of Toronto shoving this Pride stuff up our ass,” one Torontonian visiting the Island told GWU! “Look, I’m not gay! All I’m saying is that a public park shouldn’t be a place to push a political agenda.”
Our TO truth teller isn’t wrong. Pride has become less about gays fighting for their right to vote (can we get a fact check—ed) and more about the elite furthering their communist agenda of destroying old societal norms and the nuclear family.
Organizers of this massive virtue signal include the City of Toronto; a local gay rights group (that Myers is also the head of—ed); and Skittles candy (yes, taste the rainbow—ed).
“These three stooges claim that the city’s first ever ‘Pride Parade’ was held at Hanlan’s Point in 1971,” adds our homosexual heretic who again confirms that he’s not gay. “The various factions pushing the rainbow song and dance are even boasting that this is just the first part in a masterplan to mark the area’s BLT+ history, including historical markers, new signage, and a giant phallic Pride flag pole.”
When you Check da Facts, the naked truth is that Hanlan’s Point is also home to Toronto’s only nude beach. And although it’s mostly only frequented by naked old dudes and perverts, Pride Season typically draws a large contingent of gay men for the annual Hanlan’s Point Sausage Fest.
Groomers Playground
Dateline—Whitecraig, Scotland, May 22nd: Under the guise of accessibility and inclusion a Scottish children’s playground in Whitecraig has had a gay makeover featuring a rainbow path that leads to a municipal park.
City Councillors, who approved the redevelopment that had funding tied to social inclusion, say the idea of a rainbow path came from village school children. But one mother who spoke to GWU! calls the idea “Dafty.” While she’s happy that the park has new swings and other playground equipment, she says that the notion that children organically thought up including the universal symbol of gay unity in the park design is ‘malarky.’
Councillor Colin McGinn, cabinet member for community well-being, visited the play area to meet children and see the path.
“Their vision was spot on – it looks fantastic and I’m sure will offer lots of scope for imaginative play,” said McGinn.
But our moaning mom disagrees. “Where’s the imagination in repeating the corporate gaygenda? Kids are already more caring and inclusive than adults. Why are we forcing the wrong idea that there’s rampant inequality in Scotland on their young minds?”
“But we’re told by politicians, the media and the education system at every level that all this tosh isn’t indoctrination. It’s inclusion.”
Sounds like one big mama knows how to Check da Facts!
Was Dick Move Hate Driven?
Dateline—ST. PETERSBURG, Florida, May 23rd: The St. Petersburg Police Department is investigating the defacing of a rainbow street mural in the Grand Central District. Security camera footage recorded a vehicle doing donuts on the brightly painted road around 2:00 a.m. on May 22nd. Local business owners say they are fearful of violence, based on the act of leaving skid marks on a road, which involved no violence.
“If you see something, say something,” warned a somber Lee Manuel, the owner of Cocktail St. Pete, a bar just down the street from the mural. Invoking the specter of terrorism the longtime resident says that he usually steps up security at his bar during Pride Month, but plans to have even more safety measures in place this year.
More recently, the FBI and the Department of Homeland Security issued a warning ahead of Pride Month, saying in a statement: “Foreign terrorist organizations (do they mean Hamas—ed) or their supporters’ potential targeting of LGBLTQ+ related events and venues … may seek to exploit increased gatherings associated with the upcoming June 2024 Pride Month.”
Manuel agrees with the fear mongering over acts of childish vandalism. “This raises awareness overall to everybody in the community that we need to be diligent and be paying attention to what’s happening outside and who’s doing that. Reach out. Call the police. Let them know. Better to be safe than sorry.”
When you Check da Facts it’s obvious that with roads or with trans people you can cover the truth up with a rainbow as much as you like, but no matter how many bumps you remove or holes you fill in, it’s still a road!
