Folks, I’m madder than a ripe apple in a strudel factory over the way the woke left is treating criminals like they’re misunderstood kittens.
Let’s start with Mannheim, Germany. Some Muslim nutjob decides to ramadam down a group of innocent krauts while they’re drinking beer and eating wurst, killing two people and injuring 11 more. And what do the authorities do? They tiptoe around calling it a possible accident. An accident! What’s next? Calling a hurricane unplanned wind therapy? This illegal migrant plowed into innocent people like he was auditioning for Fast & Furious: Jihad Drift, then tried to kill himself with a gun and the response is, “Let’s not jump to conclusions.” Meanwhile, the victims’ families are left picking up the pieces—literally—while the suspect gets a five-star hospital suite.
Woke Mayor Plays Chicken
Then there’s that whole ordeal in lefty Beantown, when an off-duty cop—a hero, mind you—stops a knife-wielding maniac at a Chick-fil-A. The cop does his job, saves lives, and what does Boston’s leftist Mayor Michelle Wu do? She’s out there offering condolences to the suspect’s family. Condolences! For the lunatic who was trying to turn a chicken sandwich joint into a scene from Texas Chainsaw Massacre! What’s next?
Look, we here at America’s Number One Source of Newstainment, GWU!, are all for compassion. I’ll help my neighbor shovel snow, I’ll donate to the Moscow, Ohio, food bank, and I’ll even let my seven kids beat me at Candy Crush. But this? This isn’t compassion. This is self-flagellation resulting in self destruction of society. It’s like we’ve decided criminals are the real victims and the rest of us are just extras in their crime spree movie.
Now let’s profile Mayor Wu for a second. This woman is so “woke” she probably apologizes to her toaster for burning the bread. She’s out here proposing to let illegal migrants and 11-year-olds vote on city budgets. Eleven-year-olds! My kids can’t even decide between pizza or mac ‘n’ cheese without a 45-minute debate before they settle on cookies instead, and she wants them to decide how to spend taxpayer dollars? Next thing you know, she’ll be hosting a “Hug a Thug” festival in Boston Common, complete with free therapy sessions for shoplifters and a “Most Creative Excuse for Crime” award.
Now That’s How You Handle Halal Chicken!
Now, I’m not saying we should throw due process out the window. Even I believe in the concept of innocent until proven guilty (unless it’s that jerk in a Tesla with an anti-Elon sticker on his bumper who stole my parking spot at Walmart—he’s guilty as sin). But when did we start treating criminals like misunderstood poets and victims like an afterthought? (I’m looking at you and your perfect body Luigi Mangioni!) When did we decide the guy waving a knife in a crowded restaurant deserves more sympathy than the cop who stopped him?
And don’t even get me started on the Second Amendment. If that off-duty cop in Boston hadn’t been armed, that Chick-fil-A might’ve turned into a bloodbath. But no, the left wants to take our guns away while they’re busy writing love letters to criminals. Folks, I’m telling you, this is why I keep my shotgun loaded and my Trump flag flying high. Because when the world goes crazy, you’ve got to be ready to protect what matters most: your family, your freedom, and your right to tell these lunatics, “Not on my watch.”
So here’s my message to the authorities in Mannheim, Boston, and everywhere else: Stop coddling criminals. Start standing up for the victims. And for heaven’s sake, give that off-duty cop in Boston a medal, not a lecture.
God bless America, and God bless common sense. #1776
