Male boxer and female Olympic gold medalist Imane Khelif is punching back hard against what he calls ‘Cyberbullying’.
His golden globes (in his shorts—ed) have celebs like X owner Elon Musk, author JK Rowling and even GWU’s Media J. Monkey within reach of knocking a major blow to freedom of speech.
Early this week Khelif’s lawyer filed a complaint with Paris prosecutors, claiming the Algerian boxer is the victim of aggravated cyber harassment over the questioning of ‘her’ sex. The lawyer calls the attacks “misogynist, racist and sexist.”
The threatened suit comes after weeks of internet users correctly identifying Khelif as a man after trouncing his female Olympic competitors.
If found guilty Mr. J. Monkey, Musk and Rowling could face up to five years in prison.
Monkey Business
Mr. J. Monkey says he’ll voluntarily turn himself in to Paris police for online bullying. “I’ll gladly do time if Imane can prove he’s a woman,” squeaks the cuddly yet mischievous primate from just outside of the Eiffel Tower. “Who doesn’t love French bread and water, unless it’s coming from the Seine.”
Originally from Moscow, Ohio and still on assignment in France after the nation’s disastrous woke Olympics, J. Monkey says that the very idea that an international court can stop legitimate freedom of speech is as preposterous as it is disturbing. But, he warns, we’re seeing it everywhere now, including in the corrupt UK, also known as Little Mecca.
Iman, come on dude!
“There must have been millions of people tweeting about Imane being a man during the Olympics. There is no way an insignificant Paris court can chase people down halfway around the world over some dude’s butt hurt feelings,” yelps the fired up furball.
He continues that Khelif had and continues to enjoy the full support of the IOC (International Olympic Committee), as well as virtually every major media news organization—all aping the same wild fantasy that a man can be a woman.
“Wow, he’s at such a disadvantage … the entire mainstream press and establishment is repeating his false claim of being a woman, a fact every normal person can clearly see.”
Khelif famously failed a gender test conducted at the 2023 International Boxing Association competition, has been outed as a man by an unnamed Olympic boxing coach, and more recently pegged as a man by a biological female boxer.
Despite this, the IOC insists that Khelif met all the standards to compete. “What it says on your passport doesn’t change your chromosomes. What a joke,” he chimps.
“I mean who is this dude fooling? We know it. They know it. They know that we know that they know it. This is really all about normalizing online censorship and the freedom to believe and express counter narrative opinions on the Internet.”
Don’t say Muslim!
More recently, police in the UK have taken a similar approach to curbstomp truth-tellers online, after citizens’ social media posts questioned the government’s outrageous immigration policies, which are leading to a possible civil war.
Much like the Paris police, UK dictator Keir “the terrible” Starmer has vowed to even go so far as to arrest and charge freedom fighters over the pond in America and actually extradite them to the UK to face trial!
That’s bananas!
J. Monkey says empty threats of legal action are not going to stop him from following and retweeting brave British patriots like Tommy Robinson. “The thought police are trying to put us behind bars for telling the truth. We’re living in a world where up is down, right is far right, and it’s okay to beat women for sport.”
Support for J. Monkey’s fight against censorship and for freedom of speech is growing, with many Olympians and anti-woke influencers standing by the Missing Link in his fight with the Paris police.
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“If Imane Khelif is really a woman, then I’m a monkey’s uncle.”
