Quiz: How Much of a Conspiracy Theorist are You?

Ever since the rebranding of critical thinkers as Conspiracy Theorists by the CIA there have been different levels of consciousness to the truth about what is out there. While the obvious existence of UFOs, Bigfoot and 5G activated Covid are accepted as fact by beginners in the grand conspiracy, others have unlocked the Rosetta Stone of truth that the Trilateral Commission, WEF Transhumanists and the Anunnaki are all in this together. 

GWU! has conspired with a top secret team of 12 majestic psychics who have astrally projected across the Dead Internet while hidden in a deep underground bunker powered by Zero Point Energy to prognosticate: how much of a conspiracy theorist are you.

How Much of a Conspiracy Theorist are You?

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You always knew that Covid-19 was…

Manufactured in a Chinese bio lab.

Never existed and was just the flu, rebranded.

A test run for the global elite to Great Reset the medical industrial complex technocratic state with climate lockdowns, trans-human slavery and why I gained 10 pounds.

9/11 was caused by…

Terrorists from Central Casting, who hate our freedom.

The Deep State, with the goal of creating a reason to occupy countries with delicious, delectable oil.

A poorly rendered computer generated plane, 16 office floors of TNT and the Pentagon "misplacing" $2.3 Trillion dollars.

The government is controlling your thoughts through…

Voice to skull technology.

Restrictive laws, media censorship and rampant propaganda.

Propylene glycol and fluoride in the water.

That sound Netflix makes (it’s called Tudum—ed) when you start up one of its garbage shows.

You know that the 1969 moon landing was…

A psyop … but the Apollo 12 mission was reel.

Stanley Kubrick’s 2001: A Space Odyssey cutting room floor outtakes.

Proven fake by a magical interdimensional elf who escaped from a secret government D.U.M.B underneath the pyramids and now works for WikiLeaks reporting directly to the current President, Donald Trump.

The best UFO coverup is…

Roswell, New Mexico, 1947.

The Shag Harbour Incident Nova Scotia, 1967 (no, not the kinky one your uncle from the East Coast told you about—ed).

A nice big snuggly blanket, that night it was cold. Come on, aliens are just a psyop.

The AntiChrist is…

Just a misunderstood morning star (he’s such a rascal!).

The root of all evil and sin on God’s Earth.

Recommended ‘for you’ on TikTok. (What a Revelation!-ed)

The wife of the Uncle Christ.

You theorize that Bohemian grove ceremony inductees bring with them…

A goat / someone else's wife.

A copy of the Satanic Bible.

A comfy folding chair for when Klaus Schwab starts carrying on and on with all his bug eating cyborg crap.

Their Swiss Bank Account number.

JFK was assassinated by…

Manchurian Candidate, Lee Harvey Oswald.

The CIA, KGB, and Mafia.

Time traveling space bankers.

Marilyn Monroe’s jilted ex-lover, Bigfoot.

Gender is…

Left-wing disinformation that reduces a complex social issue of respecting an individual's true identity and lived experience to a money making ponzi scheme.

An artificial diversion made up by the elite to distract regular people with a fake culture war rather than have them start a class war.

A scam made up by companies to sell more clothes, cosmetics, and terrible beer.

A reason to slice off your bits.

The wealthy and influential family which is most responsible for introducing the purest form of evil through undue influence is…

The Rothschilds.

The Rockefellers.

The Kardashians.

Thanks to your QAnnon contact on Telegram you know that Joe Biden will be replaced by…

His body double.

Anyone who’s senile and also can’t speak English.

His other body double.

His body double’s double.

Donald Trump … because Pepsi and Coke are basically the same.

You theorize that the Secret Vatican Archives hold…

A big sign that reads: ‘FOR GOD’S SAKE BE QUIET!’

The ‘Real Bible’ as edited by Gene Pope (featuring: TOP TIPS ON PREPARING YOUR TABLE FOR THE LAST SUPPER, SATANS SUMMER SIZZLER BBQ SKEWERS, HOW TO GET JESUS HAIR, 8 BEATITUDES TO TRANSFORMING YOUR BEAUTY-ED).

Every back issue of Golfers Digest.

The Secret Treaty Between the Aliens, the Vatican, and Amazon.com

Antarctica is really…

An ice wall that separates our Flat Earth from the Extra Tera.

The secret passage to a country club where the Reptilians and Nazi’s chill out together in hot tubs.

A LITERAL NAZI!!!!!

Mystery School educational tax write off.

Erm, the Southpole.

You know that Climate Change is actually…

Weather.

A Globalist UN plot to restrict human movement, food consumption, and population.

A holographic simulation that Greta Thunberg has trapped us all in.

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