You Belong With Kelce!
Is it a first down or touchdown for made-for-TV couple Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce? While rumours swirled about the hottest fake couple this side of the 20 yard line, bookies were busy enticing Swifties to place wagers on the tight end Kelce to score big against the Jets on Sunday night. With Swift in the stands joined by the D-list of the A-list such as Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds for the gridiron tussle, bookies, who likely knew that Kelce wouldn’t score, trolled Swifites into betting big time on the stud. Despite the Chiefs still winning, Kelce didn’t score leaving Swifites broke and oddsmakers rolling in the dough. Don’t believe me? Check da facts.
Vote Guy with Dementia 4 Prez?
Sarah Silverman, remember her, I didn’t think so. She’s the so-called comic who made people laugh like 25,000 years ago. Except now she’s doing it with the aid of a personal support laugh track. More recently, though, Silverman has popped up on Elon Musk’s X pulling for old man Biden. Wait, is this the same Biden who appeared on Russian Dementia Awareness ads in the Spring?
The former bedmate of braindead vax pusher Jimmy Kimmel, Silverman (a leftist, naturally) says the Big Guy (that’s Biden not Kimmel) is still up for the job and she will block anyone who says otherwise, including independent free thinker RFK Jr. What’s that you say!!! Just check da facts!
Copy This Guy? You Can Do It!
Another former SNL alum, Rob Schneider, is using social media to spread the good word of educating fans and admirers about the dangers of the COVID vaccine along with the dangers of Canada’s impending dictatorship.
The star of the hit sequel Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo is crucifying the left wing agenda since finding God through Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 star Chris James. Deuce has also canceled all trips to Canada in the near future. That ain’t no lie, eh! Check da facts!
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