GWU! recently barfed out the secret menu of the new Agenda 21 themed NYC restaurant, Soylent Greens. If your goal to save the planet doesn’t align with the crazy restaurant we recently profiled, GWU! is here to help you cram your freedom hole full of our Wokepert™ approved NWO menu items. Make a new world order to mindlessly consume a culinary culture cull with our Top 6 Agenda 21 food world order.
6. THE DECONSTRUCTED BUG BURGER
Take three parts cricket, four parts beetle, and three parts human suffering to make your very own Deconstructed Bug Burger! When the corporate GMO garbage at McDonalds just won’t cut it, indulge yourself the only way the ruling elite will allow you to when actual meat is eventually banned for everyone except them. In the words of Klaus Schwab, ‘Ich bin lovin’ it!’
5. SINGLE WHITE WOMAN RED WHINE
This finely aged bottled rage identifies as beer, vodka, rum, and gin. Tasting notes: distinct note of dried ovaries, feminist fermentation, and rage berries. It’s sure to have you dancing alone in your birkenstocks and combat boots. After drinking this swill there is 100% proof that no man will ever want to talk to you.
4. CRICKET LOAF
This merging of planet conscious nu-meat in the form of sawdust and crickets and the wholesome 50s suburban staple of meatloaf, minus the actual meat is simple to prepare and suitable for the entire NWO family of one. Cricket Loaf can be presented in a variety of ways, although the most popular method of serving is force fed.
3. LEFTWING LASAGNA
This delicious dish will leave you wanting more—but you can’t have more dumb dumb, because of the glorious socialist leaders ban on tomatoes for not being gay enough.
This carcinogenic pasta is 100% Pronic factory farm approved with all the GMO’s: fluoride, pesticides, micro-plastics, phthalates and endocrine disruptors and 0% actual flavor! PAIRS WELL WITH: Cricket Crustini
2. Satanic Soufflé
Instructions: Great Reset your oven to 343 or 33 degrees. Whip up the worship of materializm and false idols in a bowl of empty despair and let sit for 2–3 generations. Once demoralization has set, add a generous scooping of ritualistically harvested human organs. Bake until it’s too late to fight back.
With this devilish recipe you really can’t have your cake or eat it.
1. The Klaus Schaub 13 Flavor Surprise
It’s no surprise that this recipe is penetrating cabinets and dining tables around the world. Made up of … you guessed it, bugs! This beloved traditional Swiss Alps dish evaporates in your mouth just like your ability to eat meat will in the future. Although always containing cicadas, the exact composition of the dish changes from year to year and is sometimes served cold, hot or with vaccines.
Be sure to prepare in a dimly lit smoke filled room and DO NOT write down the recipe, it’s a 13 family secret. TASTE ACKNOWLEDGMENT: This dish is best served cold in the cupped palms of your fellow pleb district dwellers starving in an actual genocide.
– with files from Digital Reporter Rita Junior
