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Travel Agent Tell All: People No Longer Want to Visit Nazi Haven Canada

Trump, Schneider and others are saying 'No way, Eh!' to visiting the Great White North!

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An apology from Dictator Trudeau over celebrating a literal Nazi might be good enough for the legacy media, but it certainly isn’t for the millions of tourists who visit Canada each year. In fact, a European based travel agent, Olga Swish, tells GWU! she’s seeing more cancellations to the Great White North this week than during the height of the COVID pandemic! 

“Simply put, people are afraid to go to Canada, especially families who lost loved ones during the Second World War.”

Swish says that a lot of her clients are swapping out Canada, a typically prime destination for Europeans, for safer and less hateful destinations like the southern US or even China!!! 

“When Europeans saw the Canadian politicians openly cheering for a Nazi they didn’t know what to think, only that they wanted to change their plans.”

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Blame Canada …. For Real

THE PATRIOT ACT: Celebrities like Duece Bigalow are vowing to boycott Canada after the elected leaders openly celebrated a literal Nazi.

It’s not only Europeans who are saying no, eh, to Canada! South of the border funnyman Rob Schneider has vowed not to enter the anti-semitic nation. The star of the hilarious hit Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo is probably asking himself, like most of the world: “who are these crazy Canucks standing on guard for?” That said, a Washington political insider blabs to GWU! that Trump has made comments about restricting access to the Nazi sympathizing country when he becomes president again in 2024. 

Swish explains that the Canadian autmns are usually a popular destination for tourists. The majestic colors, fresh maple syrup, and cooler weather makes for the ultimate Canadian experience. “But not this year,” she says over FaceTime. “We had no idea that Canada was harboring Nazi soldiers. A lot of our clients understand how upsetting this is.”

Did Nazi That Coming

NAZIS! THEY’RE JUST LIKE US: Canadian politicians had a blast celebrating Nazi soldier Yaroslav Hunka on September 22nd, particularly heavyweight Deputy Prime Minister Chrystia Freeland who’s relatives also served under the Hitler regime.

The ordeal, which could see Canada lose tens of millions in tourist dollars, occurred when Yaroslav Hunka, who served in the 14th Waffen Grenadier Division of the SS, was invited as a special guest during an official visit by Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelenskyy to the Canadian Parliament. Hunka was given two standing ovations, which even included what appeared to be a thunderous cheer by heavyweight Deputy Prime Minister Chrystia Freeland. 

“Canada is trying to dig itself out from massive inflation and this is only going to add to the hardship,” lectures a professor of economics from a leading UK university who has asked GWU! to not to publish her name “It’s time for a leadership change. It’s the only way the country will be able to rise up out of this fiasco.” Indeed, the hashtag #ResignTrudeau and #ConfidenceVote have been trending on social media platform X.

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The latest incident, which has embarrassed the entire nation, may not be one the country can recover from, she speculates. 

“Racism, particularly Nazi racism, is not a good look for anyone. Especially for elected officials. I suspect a loss of tourism is only the beginning of the repercussions felt for this humiliating incident.”

Despite the Canadian electorate forgiving Trudeau for his Blackface debacle and restoring him to office two years ago, the prof sums up that this may be a smear that even an ego manic like Justin Trudeau can’t wipe off his face.

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