The Northern socialist nation of Canada has revealed its newly updated official Coat of Arms consisting of a crown modified with a snowflake and maple leaves taking the place of the traditional symbols of religion and the British Monarchy.
The new Coat of Arms has been mockingly dubbed ‘The Trudeau Crown’ online and has been criticized as being a symbol of the ultra woke leadership of the country’s ruler Dictator Justin Trudeau.
The second in his family’s dynasty, after the rule of his ‘father’ Pierre Elliot Trudeau, Justin has taken Canada for an ultra left-wing turn during his last seven years in power. During that time the country began an economic nose dive as it openly celebrated: men identifying as women, government-funded euthanasia, and vaccine coercion. Human rights watch groups have been openly critical of the Trudeau Government’s handling of its pandemic response and the suspension of rule of law during the so-called ‘Ottawa Occupation’. The peaceful protest in February 2022 saw thousands of ordinary Canadians set up bouncy castles and hot tubs in the nation’s capital in defiance of the government’s unscientific COVID-19 mandates.
ROYAL FLUSH
The new Coat of Arms no longer bears the historical St. Edward’s Crown with a cross and fleur de lis. As seen on police and military badges and other emblems of sovereignty, the St. Edward’s Crown has been part of the Arms of Canada since 1957. Founded as a predominantly Christian, English / French nation the country has become more religiously and culturally diverse which the authors of the Coats revamp, the Canadian Heraldic Authority cite as the reason for the changes.
Despite the crown not physically existing, the redesign points to a troubling trend for Canada, predicts a palace insider with links to the changes. “Canada has so little culture of its own. When was the last time you went out to eat and said, ‘Let’s have Canadian tonight?’”
The Canadian Heraldic Authority created the new design without any meaningful consultation from the palace, claims our royal watcher. “The King has been so busy fussing about Clarence House obsessively fretting over every detail of his coronation that he didn’t really give a toss about Canada’s new Coat of Arms.” He confides that His Royal Highness is distracted with worries of him outliving the monarchy as the outdated institution has come under increased scrutiny and had its usefulness questioned since the Queen’s death.
While an independent country from the United Kingdom, Canada still identifies itself as being under the reign of His Majesty King Charles III. Fortunately for the Government of Justin Trudeau, he can make it can identify itself as anything he likes.
