Mathew Perry was seen as a hero for the way he manhandled egomaniac Justin Trudeau, a former classmate of the two frenemies told GWU! last week. But now a renowned child psychologist is saying Canadians may be paying the price for Perry’s heroic efforts!
After our world exclusive viral story that exposed how Matthew Perry and Justin Trudeau were not friends, as Trudeau claimed on X; a Houston, Texas, child psychologist is telling GWU! that Trudeau is clearly suffering from a childhood Post Traumatic Stress Disorder.
“To fabricate such an insane claim that Perry was his friend and then for the public to find out that Perry used to beat up Trudeau is a telltale sign of someone who is unwell.”
The mental doc tells GWU! that repressed PTSD can appear at any time and in unpredictable circumstances. “Failed relationships, taking on new identities, lashing out at others for no apparent reason, and, of course, lying.”
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It’s been more than a week since Matthew Perry, who played Chandler Bing on the hit TV show Friends Died Suddenly in his so-called stand alone hot tub. Since his death, fans from around the world have paid tribute to the Canadian funnyman, including the Prime Minister of Canada, who duped the public into believing they were schoolyard pals.
“It was all a lie,” our former schoolmate of Perry and Trudeau confirmed to GWU! “Nobody liked Justin and certainly not Matthew who was one of the more popular students. Justin’s father was the PM at the time and I believe that made Justin think he could say and do what he wanted. Matty put him in his place on many occasions.”
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Trudeau’s unpopularity has reappeared as polls in Canada show the majority of Canadians would like to see him step down as Prime Minister, and Liberal party leader. In fact, some pundits are speculating that it may take the Liberal party years to recover from the damage a mentally ill Trudeau has inflicted.
“He was clearly unpopular and not liked as a child,” confirms our psychologist. “He received serious abuse from Perry, albeit warranted, which may have caused some of his erratic decision making later in life.”
Some examples, our expert confirms over Google Meet, could be the COVID vaccine mandates, which directly affected Perry who was forced to get vaccinated to visit friends and family in Canada—many fans believe the COVID vaccine is what ultimately killed him.
Other examples include some of his tyrannical behaviour from freezing the bank accounts of hard working Canadians to enforcing the Emergencies Act during a peaceful protest. There are also Trudeau’s countless scandals including his dealings with the Chinese and his newfound love affair with the Gaza Strip.
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“Obviously, his inability to hold onto his marriage to Sophie is a major factor in PTSD. It’s apparent to any expert that she was living with a sociopath and doing her best to save face in public.”
Our doctor gossips that it’s very common for victims of abuse to create a fantasy of their childhood, which obviously Justin has done. We’ve seen him on multiple occasions dressing up as childhood heroes like Harry Potter and Han Solo. As he got older, his costumes have become increasingly racist and damaging to others. More troubling is his current worship of larger than life villains like Klaus Schwab, who is often seen in ceremonial robes, talking about humans becoming robots and eating za bugs!
Becoming further detached from reality Trudeau recently stated that: men can be women, it’s totally cool to murder the mentally ill, and censoring the news will create a healthy democracy.
