The repercussions of the 148 day TV writers strike are now being felt by television and streaming networks. Insiders are telling GWU! that TV executives are seriously considering ‘panic producing’ the hastily written scripts that scab writers penned nearly 5 months ago during the WGA strike.
The insiders also reveal to GWU! that the scripts were hastily churned out by aging writers who were given strict ‘Diversity, Equity and Inclusion’ guidelines to follow. Although highly competent in the 70s, 80s and 90s the writers struggled with adapting their classic hits to current woke sensibilities.
Sit back and relax as we pop the pop corn and share the spoilers on the spoiled season of TV that may be ahead for viewers.
LGBTQ in Cincinnati
The new Transgender program director, Ima Feemale (Andrew Tate), at the Cincinnati progressive rock radio station LGBTQ, orders Doctor Johnny Fever to take on a more inclusive on-air style. When he doesn’t comply, the entire staff at the station stage a revolt and come dressed to work – as women! But will the last laugh be on the bad boys of radio when they’re replaced … with a COMPUTER?
Families Don’t Matter
Urkel’s anxiety over a school assignment to take care of a robot baby for a week causes hilarity. But when Urkel cries “Whoa, Mama” to Laura, expecting her help, he is shocked to find that the love of his life wants nothing to do with children, due to the abortion she had in last week’s episode. (Did I do that?—ed)
TERF, She Wrote
When Jessica’s Trans nephew from California is stabbed to death in a ladies bathroom while visiting Cabot Cove, the murder capital of the world, the famous mystery writer suspects foul play. Since the local police department has been defunded it’s up to Jessica to deconstruct the crime using gender ideology and transplanted skin flaps.
The Dykes of Hazzard
The Duke sisters Bo and Luke run into a spot of trouble when these good olde boys find out about Boss Hogg’s latest scam: selling Internet DEI education courses to unsuspecting school boards. Can Hazzard County’s fastest driving dykes save Boss Hogg’s hide before the angry mob at the local school board deconstruct the General Lee?
Head of the Class War
The gifted students of Millard Fillmore High fall under the spell of their newly elected Class President who starts a mostly peaceful riot in protest of capitalism. It’s up to their teacher, Doctor Johnny Fever, to school them on the dangers of communism and the WEF Agenda. FEATURING MUSICAL GUESTS: ANTIFA and BLM.
Perfect Transgenders
Balki sticks his foot in it again while doing the dance of joy in the newsroom. Larry tries to explain to Balki that the Chronicle’s new Indigenous boss-lady editor Ima Feemale considers the dance to be cultural appropriation. Balki attempts a reconciliation by throwing a smudging party.
Shootin’ with Mr. Cooper
When a new white student, Brad, enrolls in Mr. Cooper’s Black History class tensions rise. During a class discussion Brad asks if racism is really as bad as CNN portrays it. Mr. Cooper calls the student a white supremist and encourages the class to see first hand what white privilege looks like. Will the intervention of a magical elf from Dimension Based (GUEST STAR OLIVER ANTHONY) allow Mr. Cooper to see the error of his ways and realize that it’s not a race war, it’s a class war?
Charlie’s BIPOC Angels
When Angel Georgina Floyd is killed on her mission to liberate 20 ‘slave dollars’ from the cash register of an oppressor, (who runs the local convenience store), Charlie dispatches the team’s big mouth obese girls (who identify as BEAUTIFUL!) to infiltrate government, academia and the media. This week, Social Justice dresses to kill in ‘IF THE DRESS FITS!’
One Diversity At a Time
An aging and aggressive neoconservative, Schneider, the building superintendent, gets into hot water while fixing the water heater when he’s heard cursing the Chinese manufacturer who built the damn thing. Learning about Schneider’s racist slip-up, single mom Ann Romano is quick to mediate the situation with the angry Asian immigrants, who make up the majority of the Indianapolis high-rise, by having Schneider replace his usual lunch staple of a ham and cheese sandwich with dumplings, rice and forced diversity and equity training.
Police Academy: Defunded
The loveable bubbling grads from the academy are back in this one off streaming movie, and this time they’ve met their biggest enemy: a newly elected left wing mayor. The mayor instantly defunds the Police Academy at the same time as a local group of grifters called Antifa begins torching police stations. While the police cadets roast inside a burning headquarters, a daring rescue by Hightower and Lassard goes awry due to the recent budget cuts. Mahoney, played by Sir Steve Guttenberg, however, has one last trick up his sleeve when he seduces the mayor, records it on his flip phone, and posts it to the Police Academy’s YouTube channel for their 87 subscribers. But will it go viral or be blocked by left wing sympathizer Google?
Other shows rumored to be in development:
Live Action:
House Full of Refugees
The Wonder Queers
Little House of Abortions
No Highway to Heaven
21 Woke Street
Battlestar Gaylactica
Trannysformers
Unmarried with Children
My Two Dads
Designing Women
Reality:
MILF Rent Controlled Manor
America’s Funniest School Beating Videos
Hill Street Blues: Portland
This Old House: Costs Too Much to Rent Thanks to My Greedy Capitalist Boomer Landlord
Covid Family Feud
The Amazing Race Race
Animated:
Inspector Sex Gadget
The Carebears Furry Adventures
He-Man and The Masters of Whiteness
Dennis The Vaccine Injured Menace
Teenage Mutant Ninja Migrants
