What is a woman, the Red Sea, and COVID were final day topics at the World Economic Forum in Davos. Thank Klaus that I finally said Auf Wiedersehen to the most miserable place on Earth. But, I digress, I came to Space Mountain for one reason: to give that swiss cheese eating rat Klaus Schwab a piece of my mind.
GENDER BENDERS
Never have I been sequestered with such a dour, hateful and intolerant collection of narcissistic psychopaths and I’m not just talking about the New York Times reporters I was bunking with at the Spengler Inn.
While searching for that rat Klaus Schwab I found myself in a lecture titled: Women Aren’t the Only Babes with Periods. Of course, it was a group of men dressed as women (hello, 2023 is calling—ed), prattling on about men in women in sports, lady products in the men’s room, and an assortment of other issues no one gives a tit-fu*k about (sorry gentlemen, I’m happily married).
YEAH, MAN!
It was nice to see the animated characters of Yemen drawing a line for the West, fighting back against the Biden agenda. The elites at WEF were buzzing about a possible WWIII, nothing new about a liberal showing you the way to war. That said, the conflict (likely manufactured, er, MADE IN CHINA—ed) will no doubt raise the shipping costs and justify a new type of inflation. Basically, don’t get too comfortable with those supposed grocery store discounts, readers.
BUILDING BACK A BETTER MOUSETRAP BETTER
Throughout my week-long coverage (Swiss chocolate lunches cost money, pitch in GWU! readers!) I’ve been trying to interview the head cheese of the mouse trap, Klaus Schwab. But like the caged animals they are, these World Economic Forum rats know how to run the maze. The best that investigative researchers, who aren’t part of the experiment, can get is what I call a ‘drive by interview’.
Follow this ‘science’ cub reporters: You hang around outside all day waiting for whoever you want to interview to pass by. If you are staked out in the right location and you see them then you try and get them on the public record. In theory, this should work just fine. Public figures should be happy to stop for a moment and explain their position on important issues of the day. But not so in our modern world of ‘controlling the narrative.’
As an example, my new man crush, Avi Yemini of Rebel News tried to ask Dr. (of Philosophy) Tedros Adhanom, the World Health Organization Director-General if he’d like to apologize to the world for his role during COVID. His answer was pretty direct—ignore the question and have his goons manhandle the competent reporter.
Maybe that’s what the WEF ment in this year’s mission statement promising to: “focus on the fundamental principles driving trust, including transparency, consistency and accountability.”
It’s now obvious to me that the idea that these WEF elites are trustworthy or accountable is consistently and transparently false.
But like the Disney corporate rodent passing into the public domain so too is journalism and that’s why independent journalists are now the ones asking the questions that need to be answered.
Well, I’m due to check out of the Spengler Inn at noon, so until next year, Davos!