“I just want to meet a man who loves freedom,” Sandra confessed, sipping a margarita at a local bar. “Conservative men who are anti-vax fit the bill,” she tells America’s Number One Source of Newstainment, GWU! “But the second I mention I’m vaccinated, it’s like I’ve got the plague. So, I just say I’m a ‘pureblood’ and tell them I follow Alex Jones on X. It’s easier that way.”
Debbie, a self-proclaimed “hopeless romantic,” echoed Sandra’s sentiments. “I’ve been on dates where guys literally high-fived me for not getting the shot. It’s awkward, but what am I supposed to do? Tell the truth and have them ghost me? I want to settle down and have a family. My clock is ticking and let’s face it, some soyboy artist won’t be able to cover our future kids’ braces, if his sperm could even rise to the occasion.”
Pureblood Pretenders
The two women who spoke to GWU! are part of a growing trend of vaccinated individuals hiding their status to navigate the polarized dating scene. Pretending to be ‘Pure Blooded,’ a term popularized during the pandemic by artists such as The Boat Rawker the stakes are personal for Sandra and Debbie. Both have faced rejection from men who fear the vaccine could mean their mate would be infertile or have a child with birth defects—concerns confirmed by statistical fact.
“I went on three dates with this beefy guy who was perfect—hunting, fishing, loved country music,” Debbie gushed. “But when I finally opened up and confessed to him I was vaccinated, he looked at me like I’d betrayed him. He said, ‘I just can’t risk having kids with someone who took that experimental shot. Someone who listened to the TV over common sense.’ And just like that it was over.”
Sandra’s story is no less dramatic. “I met this guy at a rodeo that Reddit told me ‘misogynist cavemen went to’. We hit it off instantly. He even called me his ‘pureblood queen,’” she said, rolling her eyes. “When I came clean, he accused me of lying to trap him. Trap him? I just wanted a second date!”
Unjabbed and Unhinged
But while Sandra and Debbie navigate their medical minefield, dating experts are sounding the alarm. “Lying to a potential partner is never a good foundation for a relationship,” warns Dr. Carter, a renowned relationship psychologist who spoke to GWU! via MicroSoft Teams from her practice in New Hampshire. “Trust is the cornerstone of any healthy partnership. If you start with deception, it’s only a matter of time before the truth comes out—and the fallout can be devastating.”
Medical professionals echo Dr. Carter’s warning, though not all agree on the safety of the vaccines. A controversial physician known for his outspoken views on COVID-19, who spoke to GWU! on the condition of anonymity, claims the vaccines pose significant risks. “There’s growing evidence that these vaccines can have serious side effects, particularly for women of childbearing age,” he confesses over a Telegram DM. “From menstrual irregularities to potential impacts on fertility, the risks are real. Women need to think carefully before getting vaccinated, especially if they plan to have children.”
The doctor, who boasts that he helped draft the Great Barrington Declaration, stands in stark contrast to outlandish mainstream medical propaganda, which says the vaccines are safe and effective for pregnant women and those planning to conceive, despite never having been tested for those factors.
Shot Through the Heart
For Sandra and Debbie, the conflicting messages only add to their confusion—and their desperation to find love in a divided world.
“It’s exhausting,” Sandra admitted. “I feel like I’m living a double life. I’m proud I got vaccinated, but I can’t even talk about it without being judged.” In a fit of desperation after only dating vaxxed men who she feared wouldn’t be able to give her children and her failure to lasso love at the Reddit rodeo, Sandra turned to the unvaxed dating site Unjected.
Founded in 2021, Unjected, which is the world’s first unvaxxed dating platform, bills itself as being, “built on creating health-conscious relationships with those who share like-minded values and the convictions to remain unvaccinated.”
Sandra admits that she’s breaking the terms and conditions of the site, but says it’s her last best chance of finding her unjabed soul mate. She acknowledges that her actions are ironic, given her agreement with pandemic policies over the past several years that sought to segregate and punish the unvaccinated.
Debbie, meanwhile, is starting to question her strategy. “I just want someone to love me for who I am, vaccine and all. Sure, I made 6 booster mistakes but I was just following the science,” she said. “In this dating climate, it feels like I have to choose between being honest or being alone.”
As the social divides caused by the pandemic drag on, Sandra and Debbie’s stories highlight the strange new realities of love in the New Normal of dating. For now, they’ll keep their vaccine cards close to their chests.
As Dr. Carter prescribes, “Honesty might be harder in the short term, but it’s the only way to build something real. Love shouldn’t start with a lie.”
