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The GWU! Year in Review
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AI love ya: GWU! offers readers romance advice on how to not get CAPTCHAed by an AI online romance scam!
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Jew got to be kidding me: Illegal Mexican laborers behind the secret labyrinth of tunnels under a New York City synagogue are breaking their silence over their part in what the media have dubbed, ‘Rabbiholes’.
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TV networks panic to rush garbage woke shows to screens: Classic sitcoms get woke rejig after writers’ strike.
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Say: ‘I Love you’, with a Donald Trump Valentine’s Day card: “It’s going to be the biggest Valentine’s Day ever with these amazing cards. Believe me ladies, it’s going to be absolutely tremendously enormous.” – Donald J. Trump.
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Making America great again: Celebrities, politicians and dissidents may be finding a new home behind bars once Trump takes back his country!
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Where in the world is Princess Kate: 13 of the weirdest conspiracy theories about Kate Middleton’s disappearance!
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Holy Jesus! The planets are aligning: The rare phenomenon of 4 planets lining up had both Christians and Jews wondering if Jesus or the (real?) Messiah would choose April 8 to return to rule the Earth.
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Truth touchdown: If I did it …. the shocking deathbed conspiracy confessional of OJ Simpson.
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Tomahawk-sized Indigenous air rage: Chief Woodhouse’s antics put our lives in danger!!!
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Sex, lies, videotape: Campus cop exposes the naked truth about Gaza University Protests!
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Colonizer clothing: How do you solve hundreds of years of genocide and oppression? Buy a T-shirt!!!
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Is the road to Hell paved with gay intentions: Rainbow murals go to pot over Pride Month.
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The Danger Cats comedy troupe; Uncle Hack, Sam Walker and Brett Forte have been banned, canceled and smeared for their outrageous oil patch humor.
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NPC game of life character guide: Decoding the 12 levels of non-player characters.
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From the sleepy secret service fields of Butler, PA, to a SpaceX trip across flat Earth, blast off with Mad Dug and Anthony!
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Women’s boxing transformed: Olympic boxing coach confirms Imane Khellif is a dude.
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How a Liberal can get on the right side of history: The Red Wave is coming, don’t let a leftie fall behind!
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Unvaxxed sperm is the new bitcoin gushes freedom loving lass: Why single vaxxed females seeking Pure Blood men were going for broke in 2024.
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13 deplorable, Hitlerian, garage celebrities for Trump that GWU! can trust: From hit TV shows to top albums to championship teams these are the folks you should be watching and listening to on Election Day!!!
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Dem election watch party turns into horror show: Sorority sisters across the country were in mourning after Orange Man crushed and crashed woke party.
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DEI is Dying: Corporate America not going back to divisive virtue signalling: More and more companies were slamming the door on DEI programs after historic 2024 election.
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Joe Biden’s insane last-minute preemptive pardon list: I beg your pardon? Is Biden considering clemency for these criminals!?!
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US General: Invasion of Canada is a “likely scenario”: Canada is basically Cuba with snow, fires retired US General T.B. Gentes!!!
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Former CIA operative Willis Coleman cooks up the online theories around Hot Luigi Mangione.
