The 2023 Conservative Party Convention policy plenary was covered by every libtard news organization in Canada with emotional fear about what a world without Dictator Trudeau would look like. From not explaining how a motion works to whether any of these policies will ever even see the light of day, the woke left ran with the idea that these member suggested proposals will be instituted as the nations new 10 Commandments should Pierre Poilievre and his Conservatives form the next government.
That’s why GWU! has gone back to the official convention minutes to show you how a few of these common sense policies, of the thousands submitted, could potentially fix a broken Canada.
Submission #1858: No constitutional right shall be restricted for refusing medical treatments or disclosure.
What! You mean an end to unconstitutional Liberal vaccine mandates? Yes, under this policy you won’t be banned from Grandma’s Thanksgiving dinner for having a seasonal cold or flu, but you will still have to suffer from her dry turkey. Grangran, you’re killing me!
Submission #908: Oppose the extension of euthanasia and assisted suicide (MAID)
Remember that story GWU! covered about the woman who had “long COVID” and wanted assisted suicide? Well, under this policy that woman would receive all the proper care she needs to live her life instead of taking a one way cruise on the river Styx. Perhaps we could start by throwing Captain Trudeau overboard… and explaining to the woman that COVID isn’t real.
Submission #999: Protecting Female Sports, Intimate Spaces and Women’s Rights. (For clarity, the term “woman” means “female person.”)
Yup, you read that correctly! No more mentally ill men competing against women in sports or hanging out in the women’s locker room. These mostly white men will be forced to go back to competing and losing against men. While, libtard Chads are screaming foul, this is no cock up. The only foul these Trannies will be committing is going offside in a men’s lacrosse game.
Submission #1066: Directing hiring practices away from ideology and instead supporting and retaining top talent.
When transgender Ontario shop teacher, ‘Kayla Lemieux’ began his on-job research project: ‘How Close Can Giant Prosthetic Breasts Get to a Bandsaw?’ his school board was powerless to hit the emergency stop on his paystub. They instead defended the man in Womanface and protected his over-the-top crossdressing despite causing protests, rallies and bomb threats on school property. Hiring and firing on merit is one way that Canada can come out of the closet about worrying about butt hurting the feelings of delusional men in dresses.
Submission #1342: Supporting freedom of speech for all Canadians.
This is definitely making the Liberfools scared of what the future holds. Imagine a world where you can voice your concerns without the worry that your social credit score will diminish, while your bank closes your accounts. We all remember the school principal who took his own life after speaking up during a DEI Workshop. He was then harassed by Black activists and mainstream media until he ended his life. Or even the case of Conservative critic and Freedom Convoy hero Jeremy Mackenzie who was de-banked by the fat cats at ScotiaBank for his political beliefs (or something—ed). This much needed policy should have the entire country shouting, ‘Honk. Honk!’
Submission #1268: To prohibit “life-altering medicinal or surgical interventions” for those under 18 who are looking to transition.
This ties in with policy proposal #908, opposing the Liberals’ solution of MAID for curing hangnails. The TruAnnons will have us believe that opposing Gender transition ‘LITERALLY!’ causes suicide. Maybe if they’d stop prescribing it to everyone from veterans to the disabled these idiots could avoid the growing problem of Suicide ideation. Talk about the pot calling the kettle Blackface!
Submission #1257: To combat China’s adversarial behaviour and deny China’s participation in Canadian elections.
The Chinese have been interfering with Canadian elections at all levels for years. The banana republic of Toronto recently ‘elected’ Chairman Olivia Chow as ‘Mayor’. Despite the Tories stopping short of correctly laying the blame for the pandemic at the tiny feet of the CCP controlled Chinese government, they’ve finally acknowledged that China is no friend of Canada after years of not rice behaviour. That’s ‘democracy’ foo ya!
The Conservative Party had even more populist policy suggestions… that were clearly stolen from the PPC. Read them here.
