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Confessions of a Crypto Rug Puller: $TRUMP Coin Exposed!!!

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Posing as the son of a Nigerian Prince, it wasn’t hard for me to infiltrate the crypto community, says Johnny Jock, who went deep undercover into the dark and ruthless world of crypto shit coins.
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Classic Canadian icon gets a sci-fi makeover from graphic wizard Rafe Klinger.

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Our most popular shirt is back for 2025 with a fresh look from international artist Chynna Banksy!

NPC Memes Fitted Tees

This is the tee Elon Musk was tweeting about, and wearing in XXL, while overstaying his welcome at Mar-a-Lago.
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Marc Maron Is Actually Pretty Funny… After All the TDS Drivel: Says Boomer

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During a trip to Vermont, Toby P. Gelman finds himself at a Marc Maron comedy show, only to find they have more in common than they think.

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2024: The year GWU! broke the narrative!!!

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We captured the chaos of 2024 in both stunning images and award-winning graphics. Enjoy some of our best work of the year and be sure to subscribe for more woke madness exposed in 2025!!!

Breaking the Narrative: Unvaxxxed Sperm Is the New Bitcoin! 🐵

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When a marketing rep in the adult film industry discovered the COVID vaccine was the reason she couldn’t get pregnant, the busty blue-eyed blonde knew she was screwed. Read the latest edition of Breaking the Narrative.

Breaking the Narrative: United We Stand, Unless We’re Tired

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Want to know how your freedom of speech is being censored by the Woke Left? Find out in Breaking the Narrative!!!

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WWWD: Canada Votes: Liberal Apocalypse … or Conservative Revolution? 🇨🇦

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With the long-awaited Canadian election to take place Monday, April 28, the answer couldn’t be clearer. The country needs a change. Troublingly, polite Canadians still seem preoccupied with Donald Trump’s 51st state trolling. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

WWWD: Destroying Teslas With Their ’Elbows Up 🔥

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The whole “Trade War” is so cringe, particularly because the actual cause of this situation is 10 years of dictator Trudeau. During his reign, soy boy Trudeau spent more time bending over fake indigenous graves than building up the Canadian economy. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: February 23–March 1 🔥

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The whole Trump-Zelenskyy meet cute feels like two billionaire actors who just really want to be recognized for their failed art careers. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest!

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King Carney’s Can Con

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Put away your history books and cancel your daily newspaper delivery, as international artist Mat Brown paints the Get Woke Up! podcast a chilling picture of a never-ending dumpster fire formally known as Canada.

Elon Musk’s Tesla Derangement Syndrome

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Torched Teslas, AOC's sweet confession, Trump Bingo. The two wildest and wackiest DJs on the information highway key in an electric cure for the newest social media virus, Tesla Derangement Syndrome.

Luigi Mangione’s Christmas Manicotti Manifesto Special

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Is that Italian stallion in the back of the police cruiser a cold-blooded assassin or just another pretty face from the CIA? We have the secret holiday recipe for truth, wit and Luigi Mangione’s Christmas Manicotti Manifesto.
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