2024 Election

Aaron Rodgers Takes a Jab at Mr. Pfizer, Travis Kelce

Plus Doja Cat and Kylie Jenner in Check da Facts!!!

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N.Y. Jet’s Aaron Rodgers may be on the sidelines this season tending to his torn Achilles, but that’s not slowing him down from educating fans about the dangers of the COVID vaccine. On a recent episode of The Pat McAfee Show, the star QB, who has never been vaccinated for COVID, called out newest Swifty and NFL tight end Travis Kelce as Mr. Pfizer. Kelce, who has become popular for dating Karma girl Taylor Swift, was recently spotted in a series of ads encouraging viewers to take the experimental and often dangerous COVID vaccine. 

After hearing his new moniker, Kelce said he was proud of the vaccine …. along with the truckload of money Pharma Inc. dumped on his lawn. All this even after NFL’s Damar Hamlin’s near-death experience from the jabby jab last season.

I might be the only one in the world who believes the newest “It” couple is only together to sell vaccines, but time will tell, my faithful followers. Think you know better? Check da Facts.

Nine Lives

Singer Doja Cat is in serious kitty litter with woke fans after she posted an IG with a picture of comedian Sam Hyde on her T-shirt. The woke left mob went full catnip on the 27-year-old performer accusing her of supporting an alt-right hate monger. Hyde, co-founder of sketch comedy group Million Dollar Extreme, has been public enemy number one of the alt-left after his triggering jokes and hilarious pranks.  

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Doja removed the post, but not before the mob berated her with their typical armchair virtue signaling. “Why are you hiding your shirt? embarrassed that you’re wearing something with a Nazi on it?” Of course Hyde was born four decades after the Nazi party disbanded, but when you’re part of the left mob then time is only a social construct. Think you know better than Clammy, check da facts.

Gaza Strip Club

Speaking of cancel culture, Kylie Jenner is receiving backlash for posting her support for Israel on Instagram after Hamas launched a series of missiles over the weekend. Followers of the influencer, however, tore a Gaza-sized strip off of the usually scantily clad Jenner for supporting the United Nations construct, which they believe to be an oppressive state. 

Jenner, who is always quick to join the current thing, didn’t realize that the Biden administration was indirectly supporting the so-called terrorist attack. Didn’t Jenner’s social media PR firm tell her that not all terrorist attacks are created equal, especially when the weapons being supplied to Hamas are courtesy of Ukraine! Oops! did I drop that dirty bomb? Perhaps next time, Kylie needs to check da facts.

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