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The Get Woke Up! April 2023 Newsletter

A Government-Funded Temper Tantrum! The Hangover Part III (they've already done three—ed), err, we mean IV was how April felt when Dylan Mulvaney, who GWU!, profiled last month,...

Without Will Smith: Will the Oscars Still be a Bitch Slapping Good Time?

As Bad Boy Will Smith gets ready for year 1 of his 10 year Academy Awards ban, can the Oscars deliver to millions the...

Students Win Mask Mandate Battle Against University

In a surprise, better late than never, late Valentine's Day gift wacky Wilfrid Laurier University has removed its mask mandate.  The Waterloo, Ontario, university made...

John Tory’s Decisions During Pandemic Must Now Be Questioned

After the shocking affair between John Tory and his much younger staffer Emily Hillstrom was revealed by GWU!, many are questioning other decisions the...

Students Against Mandates Fall In Love with Vaxentine’s Day Cards

A group of students fighting school mask mandates (yes, those are still a thing) are proving to be mandate heart breakers with their hilariously...

Top 10 Cringiest COVID-19 Vax-Scenes

The relentless, mindless and insane media push for vaccines is dying suddenly. But GWU! has decided (against our doctors advice) to keep the aging...

What’s Next For New Zealand PM Jacinda Ardern?

Bookies in New Zealand are taking odds on what green new pasture the globalist thoroughbred horse-faced Prime Minister of New Zealand Jacinda Ardern will...

7 Ways Progressives Are Trying To Save The Planet

Our planet is just twelve years away from dying or so the experts have been telling us for the past forty years. Does it...

6 of the Dumbest Things Ever Said By AOC 

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez or AOC as she’s known to her fans, haters and people who can’t remember her name has a reputation for saying some...

Freedom YouTuber Greg Wycliffe – UNREDACTED GWU! Interview

Deprogramming his audience one viral video at a time, Greg Wycliffe is a fearless YouTube commentator, covering current events with his own unique flavour...
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2024: The year GWU! broke the narrative!!!

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We captured the chaos of 2024 in both stunning images and award-winning graphics. Enjoy some of our best work of the year and be sure to subscribe for more woke madness exposed in 2025!!!

Breaking the Narrative: Unvaxxxed Sperm Is the New Bitcoin! 🐵

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When a marketing rep in the adult film industry discovered the COVID vaccine was the reason she couldn’t get pregnant, the busty blue-eyed blonde knew she was screwed. Read the latest edition of Breaking the Narrative.

Breaking the Narrative: United We Stand, Unless We’re Tired

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Want to know how your freedom of speech is being censored by the Woke Left? Find out in Breaking the Narrative!!!

Weird Week in Woke

Weird Week in Woke Digest: January 5–11 🔥

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DEI is under fire once more after reliable sources on the ground in Los Angeles have revealed that the out-of-control wildfires are not a result of so-called “Climate Change,” as the mainstream media would have you believe. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: December 15–21

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Pardon me, folks, but Joe Biden is dispensing pardons like Epstein poured soft serve ice cream on Pinocchio Island. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: December 1–7

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Foul balls: Riley Gaines praised the latest team to forfeit a volleyball game against San Jose State’s Blaire Fleming—the only male on the all-women’s team. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

GWU! Podcast

Luigi Mangione’s Christmas Manicotti Manifesto Special

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Is that Italian stallion in the back of the police cruiser a cold-blooded assassin or just another pretty face from the CIA? We have the secret holiday recipe for truth, wit and Luigi Mangione’s Christmas Manicotti Manifesto.

Third Times a Trump

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Thanks to the mainstream media getting roasted, DJ Trump rose from the ashes  in an historic landslide election win. Join Mad Dug and Anthony as they were live on location to drink up all the libtard tears.

Haitian to Eat the Cats

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Is emotional support presidential running mate Uncle Tim Walz ready to perform gender-affirming surgery on the White Boys for Walz? Find out on the Get Woke Up! podcast with special guest @worthitorwoke
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