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The Get Woke Up! May 2023 Newsletter

Vaccinated Passed Over The pandemic might be over (did it ever begin—ed), but for those looking to move up in the world it appears that complying...

The Get Woke Up! April 2023 Newsletter

A Government-Funded Temper Tantrum! The Hangover Part III (they've already done three—ed), err, we mean IV was how April felt when Dylan Mulvaney, who GWU!, profiled last month,...

The Get Woke Up! March 2023 Newsletter – Demolishing the Agenda in 15 Minutes or Less

Busting B-Ballers It was a full court press during March Woke Madness, as once again the GWU! staff slam dunked on everybody’s favourite culture war....

The Get Woke Up! February 2023 Newsletter – Made In China Invasion

Black in the Saddle Fulfilling our CRTC Bill C-11 Black History Month mandate (and future grant writing proposals), the GWU! team rolled out the red carpet for ‘Black-only’ Theatre Nights in...

The Get Woke Up! January 2023 Newsletter – Let’s Get Reflexxive!

Let's Get Reflexxive! It may be a cold dark Winter of Death: Part II in the political narrative, but over at the Get Woke Up! offices the excitement was...

The Get Woke Up! December 2022 Newsletter – Countdown to Freedom!!!

Happy New Year, loyal readers! Old acquaintances may be forgot, but let’s always remember to bookmark or, better yet, subscribe to getwokeup.com.  Our major announcement this month...

The Get Woke Up! November 2022 Newsletter – Elf Unshelfed!!!

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas, as Blitzen DJs Mad Dug and Anthony of the Woke Up! podcast released a brand new interview with...

The Get Woke Up! September 2022 Newsletter – Woke Madness Rundown!!

The election of Pierre Poilievre, as leader of the Conservative Party, set up a grand slam of stories in the Get Woke Up! bullpen....
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Breaking the Narrative

Breaking the Narrative: Unvaxxxed Sperm Is the New Bitcoin! 🐵

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When a marketing rep in the adult film industry discovered the COVID vaccine was the reason she couldn’t get pregnant, the busty blue-eyed blonde knew she was screwed. Read the latest edition of Breaking the Narrative.

Breaking the Narrative: United We Stand, Unless We’re Tired

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Want to know how your freedom of speech is being censored by the Woke Left? Find out in Breaking the Narrative!!!

Breaking the Narrative: Spaced Out Indigenous Air Rage

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Want to know how students can occupy a non-political space and still graduate with honors? Find out in Breaking the Narrative!!!

Weird Week in Woke

Weird Week in Woke Digest: December 1–7

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Foul balls: Riley Gaines praised the latest team to forfeit a volleyball game against San Jose State’s Blaire Fleming—the only male on the all-women’s team. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: November 17–23

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Dems da breaks: Inside the White House backstabbing staffers and score-settling pundits point fingers at a Democratic Party in crisis. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: October 27–November 2

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Our Wokesperts™ are grimly reaping all the woke terrors and ready to prescribe you the secret to a long and happy life.

GWU! Podcast

Third Times a Trump

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Thanks to the mainstream media getting roasted, DJ Trump rose from the ashes  in an historic landslide election win. Join Mad Dug and Anthony as they were live on location to drink up all the libtard tears.

Haitian to Eat the Cats

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Is emotional support presidential running mate Uncle Tim Walz ready to perform gender-affirming surgery on the White Boys for Walz? Find out on the Get Woke Up! podcast with special guest @worthitorwoke

Trump Makes an Assassination Out of MAGA

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From the sleepy secret service fields of Butler, PA, to a SpaceX trip across flat Earth, blast off with Mad Dug and Anthony!
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