Black in the Saddle
Fulfilling our CRTC Bill C-11 Black History Month mandate (and future grant writing proposals), the GWU! team rolled out the red carpet for ‘Black-only’ Theatre Nights in the nation’s capital. We shone a light on how funnyman Dave Chapelle beat the trans community… again, panned Disney’s newest Jim Crow bomb The Proud Family, and searched up Google’s Buy Black Better app. Former jokester and current vaccine salesman Stephen Colbert gave his two-cents about Black Cops, and it was anything but a vintner’s paradise for Snoop Dogg who was accused of racism for pouring one out for… Blacks?
We also featured Students Against Mandates (S.A.M) and their Vaxx-entine card initiative that wrote the love letter against institutional mask mandates. Our story was so popular that soon after our prosefull poetry on the topic, many Canadian universities who followed “a science” removed their draconian mandates. Read our unredacted interview with S.A.M’s founder Leigh Vossen.
Take Me to Your He/She/They Leader!
The Internet’s most loveable idiot DJs Mad and Anthony Anderson lifted off this month with their take on the current thing. Listen in as they steam over all the hot air, deflating the news no one else has the balloons to cover. Their most talked about stories include: 6 of the Dumbest things AOC Said, Damar Hamlin’s vaxident, Dr. Robert Malone’s war of words, and a special stand-up comedy routine from Dr. Jordan B. Peterson!
Our investigative journalists delivered a hard-hitting expose on Ottawa crackpot, we mean, crack doc Nili Kaplan-Myrth and her side effects of misinformed tweets. The piece forced her to shut down her social media accounts. (For a week—ed). We also outed Toronto Mayor John Tory’s lockdown lover. Further probing led us to ask if Tory’s pandemic mandates can now be questioned because of his compromised immunity to sex status? Of course, the Pfizer vaccine was up to its old tricks, (you dog, you!). This time plunging the Thai royal family into crisis after the heir to the throne’s life became threatened with a post-jab coma.
Flag Waving Virtue Signal
GWU! columnist and Left wing loon Doreen immersed herself into the new Hogart’s Legacy video game. Veteran reporter Casey Riley explained the rules of the game in Transgender Character Comes Out In ‘Hogwarts Legacy’. If that’s not enough virtue signalling for the shortest month of the year then make sure to check out how a Finnish trans figure skated slipped and fell in a literal flag waving ceremony. Self identified Boomer and GWU! podcast producer Toby P. Gelman opined on Black-only nights from his seat at the back of the bus, and our Moscow Bureau Chief Sicko Bicko leaked a list of the real reasons there are UFOs over America.
We welcomed our newest reporter Eliza Fisher with YouTube Bots Misinformed About Misinformation and New Indigenous Course Takes a Scalpel to Whitey. Fisher joins the GWU! editorial team after an award-winning stint with international news gathering organization RT. Welkəm Eliza!
March is already looking like a lion or lamb. Depending on the sheer incompetence of the herd mentality, can the world be shepherded away from the jaws of war? Find out by keeping your eyes peeled and your opposable thumbs up on the website that’s not afraid to fling a bit of feces, getwokeup.com.
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