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Dumbass Dundas Square Name Change 

Dundas Square, one of Toronto’s most recognizable landmarks, is being erased—literally—by the city's left-leaning council under the dictate of its socialist mayor, Chairman Chow.The...

Personal Pronouns for Robots

Special to GWU! - John CA ManleyWhen it comes to humans, I’m old-school — there are two genders, two sexes: male and female. Sure, there...

Merry Christhamas!!!

I don’t know about y’all but Xmas is always the worst time of year for me. The consumerism. The cringe family get togethers. The...

My Handyman’s Wastewater Tastes like COVID!!

Y’all know I would never break social distancing unless it was absolutely essential, like attending a mostly peaceful pro-Hamas protest. So it goes without...

Alex Jones NWO Wars Video Game Plays to Win

Alex Jones is gaming the New World Order in his new video game NWO Wars. As the controversial host of the popular conspiracy theory talk...

Letter to the American People by Osama bin Laden

Despite the heavy censorship online by the Internet Industrial Complex, GWU! has decided to publish the explosive content of Osama bin Laden’s Letter to...

Celebrity Demonology: Which demon has possession of who?

The Devil is in the details as to the secret of these celebs' success. Literally! According to Occult scholar Dr. William Van many of the successful movers and shakers in entertainment, business and politics are covertly in league or cahoots with powerful demons.  

Friend of Matthew Perry Takes Jab at Egomaniac Justin Trudeau

Actor Matthew Perry was not friends with Justin Trudeau, an insider gossips to GWU!  Despite the Canadian PMs claiming that they were BFFs, it’s a...

Why Won’t They Just Let COVID Go?

The alt-right are literally obsessed with COVID. You can see it on Twitter (if Elongated Muskrat won’t respect pronouns then I’ll deadname his dying...

Humourist Derek Smith Exposes Woke Groomers in his Newest Book

Not content to just honk, honk at Justin Trudeau for stealing freedom, author Derek Smith is giving a dress down to groomers in his...

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