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Johnny Depp’s Career Comeback After Verdict

Johnny Depp is hoping to cash in big time as legal experts are predicting a massive win for the Hollywood heartthrob in his defamation...

Doctor Who, Twitter and The Terror of the Woke Mind Virus

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far, away I can remember when the casting of a new character, in our beloved shows...

Top 5 NBA Cry Babies – Playoff Edition! 

In the sports world there is nothing more satisfying than seeing a grown man having a full-on temper tantrum on the playing field. We’ve...

Radical Gender Ideology comes between me and my Calvin Klein’s 

I’m madder than a newborn who can’t find a breast to suckle on after seeing the new whacked out Calvin Klein trans-pregnancy ad.  The ad...

Bob Moran’s Freedom Cartoons Get Woke Up

Political cartoonist Bob Moran’s satirical illustrations may be among the most circulated and censored freedom art in the world. You’ve likely seen his controversial...

Light Haul for Ottawa Anti-Freedom Protestors 

The MacBook surfing, latte sipping, government sapping residents of Ottawa have done it! As first reported by Woke Up! in February 2022, the ‘Anti-Protest...

The Pope says You’re Racist!

Pope Francis wagged a finger at followers of the Catholic faith in recent days. The spiritual leader of more than 1.3 billion Roman Catholics...

Canada’s 10 Most Hated Politicians (1-5)

Public trust of politicians in Canada is at an all-time low according to a recent Twitter survey. After years of gas lighting the public...

Woke Gay Superman Sales Floppy

It’s a bird, it's a plane, it’s … falling off the sales charts! According to comic book sales tracker ComiChron, the once star title...

Home Depot Drilling CRT into Employees

A Home Depot Canada training worksheet titled “Unpacking Privilege” has been leaked to Woke Up! and you won’t believe how hard they’re trying to...

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