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How to Never Get Canceled: A GWU! Guide 

When Major League Baseball player Anthony Bass was canceled by the Blue Jays for sharing a video deemed to be ‘transhate’ he followed the team's...

He’ll Be Mocking You and The Eye of the Pfizer: Music Parody Artist The BoatRawker

GWU! recently discovered the BoatRawker's hilarious music parody videos that throw the overblown pandemic overboard. The songs are funny, poignant and rock’n. Staff reporter...

Student Worship of Pride Is Not Optional in The Great Gay North

School boards across Canada are pushing their message of LGBT$AG3NDA acceptance and tolerance - provided students and parents ignore common sense and agree with...

GWU! Won’t Believe What Americans are Actually Saying About the Trans Agenda!

According to a recent poll conducted by GWU! over 99.98% of our readers confirm that America is falling under a Transgender propaganda spell not...

From Bud Light to Target: Secret CEI Rating Score Is Why So Many Companies are Going Woke

The money losing moves by Target to sell ‘women's swimsuits’ with a penis tuck pocket, Bud Light to have trans influencer/con man Dylan Mulvaney...

Cleopatra Got E-Gypped by Hollywoke’s Jada Pinkett Smith

There’s no de-nile, Netflix is being tut-tuted for its ‘Egyptface’ in the casting of a English-Black actress as Cleopatra in the streaming services' new...

Canadians Tired of Trudeau, as Cross Country Rallies Call for PM’s Resignation

The Canadian people are rising up against dictator Justin Trudeau and doing it in the most classic Canadian way—by staging peaceful freedom themed BBQ...

Mother’s Day Canceled at School by Woke Adults

Students from a Toronto, Canada, school are shocked and angered that their special Mother’s Day tribute message posted to Kew Beach Junior Public School’s...

Striking Writers Judge Woke Scripts Can Save Hollywood

As I stand united with the working class Hollywood hero scribes (from behind my keyboard) I worry over what improvised toxic garbage will take...

A Mostly Dead Woke Reimagining of The Princess Bride is Inconceivable

I'd like to share with you the book my father read to me when I was sick. I'm still sick, of course, we all...
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Breaking the Narrative: Unvaxxxed Sperm Is the New Bitcoin! 🐵

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When a marketing rep in the adult film industry discovered the COVID vaccine was the reason she couldn’t get pregnant, the busty blue-eyed blonde knew she was screwed. Read the latest edition of Breaking the Narrative.

Breaking the Narrative: United We Stand, Unless We’re Tired

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Weird Week in Woke Digest: September 15–21

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GWU! Podcast

Haitian to Eat the Cats

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Is emotional support presidential running mate Uncle Tim Walz ready to perform gender-affirming surgery on the White Boys for Walz? Find out on the Get Woke Up! podcast with special guest @worthitorwoke

Trump Makes an Assassination Out of MAGA

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From the sleepy secret service fields of Butler, PA, to a SpaceX trip across flat Earth, blast off with Mad Dug and Anthony!

Forecast for Bird Flu Is a Total Yolk!

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Summer’s here and the time is right for “Juneteenthing” on the beach! Join Mad Dug and Anthony Anderson as they discuss everything on the Internet!
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