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He’ll Be Mocking You and The Eye of the Pfizer: Music Parody Artist The BoatRawker

GWU! recently discovered the BoatRawker's hilarious music parody videos that throw the overblown pandemic overboard. The songs are funny, poignant and rock’n. Staff reporter...

Quiz: How to Tell If You’re Transphobic!!!

America is more divided than ever over the issue of transgenderism. Some people think it’s weird and some people think it’s really weird. But...

Prebunking Narrative ‘Bunk’ say Experts

Ernest Foy of Montreal, Quebec, is like many forty-year-olds in Canada. He follows the law and generally trusts the government and media, but since...

Twitter Stars Before and After COVID

With Sleepy Joe Biden dismantling his COVID response task force, the world is finally ready to accept that the pandemic is over. (We’ve been...

Conservatives Jab: RFK Jr. Trumps Trump

Registered Republican voters, including members of the MAGA Mafia, are vowing they will vote Democrat if Robert F. Kennedy Jr, an advocate for freedom...

Anti-vaxxer Steve Kirsch Offered Me $100,000 to Take Off My Mask!

Readers of GWU! were no doubt cheering on anti-vaxxer Steve Kirsch’s recent tweet where he bragged about offering someone $100,000 to take their mask...

Students Win Mask Mandate Battle Against University

In a surprise, better late than never, late Valentine's Day gift wacky Wilfrid Laurier University has removed its mask mandate.  The Waterloo, Ontario, university made...

John Tory’s Decisions During Pandemic Must Now Be Questioned

After the shocking affair between John Tory and his much younger staffer Emily Hillstrom was revealed by GWU!, many are questioning other decisions the...

Parody Valentine Cards Take a Jab at Mandates

A bedroom-eyes photo of former director of the CDC Dr. Anthony Fauci alongside the text: I WANT TO JAB YOU WITH MY NEEDLE’ is...

John Tory’s Lockdown Lover Unmasked 

Disgraced Mayor John Tory is out of a job with the shocking revelation of his illicit affair with a former City Hall staffer—identified by...
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Breaking the Narrative

Breaking the Narrative: Unvaxxxed Sperm Is the New Bitcoin! 🐵

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When a marketing rep in the adult film industry discovered the COVID vaccine was the reason she couldn’t get pregnant, the busty blue-eyed blonde knew she was screwed. Read the latest edition of Breaking the Narrative.

Breaking the Narrative: United We Stand, Unless We’re Tired

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Breaking the Narrative: Spaced Out Indigenous Air Rage

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Weird Week in Woke

Weird Week in Woke Digest: November 17–23

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Dems da breaks: Inside the White House backstabbing staffers and score-settling pundits point fingers at a Democratic Party in crisis. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: October 27–November 2

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Our Wokesperts™ are grimly reaping all the woke terrors and ready to prescribe you the secret to a long and happy life.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: September 15–21

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Our Wokesperts™ are grimly reaping all the woke terrors and ready to prescribe you the secret to a long and happy life.

GWU! Podcast

Third Times a Trump

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Thanks to the mainstream media getting roasted, DJ Trump rose from the ashes  in an historic landslide election win. Join Mad Dug and Anthony as they were live on location to drink up all the libtard tears.

Haitian to Eat the Cats

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Is emotional support presidential running mate Uncle Tim Walz ready to perform gender-affirming surgery on the White Boys for Walz? Find out on the Get Woke Up! podcast with special guest @worthitorwoke

Trump Makes an Assassination Out of MAGA

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