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Travel Agent Tell All: People No Longer Want to Visit Nazi Haven Canada

An apology from Dictator Trudeau over celebrating a literal Nazi might be good enough for the legacy media, but it certainly isn’t for the...

Robyn Hood and his/her BIPOC Band of Merry They/Thems

A modern day take on the heroic children’s story Robin Hood and His Band of Merry Men is the latest victim of woke rebranding. “Gone...

The Hottest and Sexiest Women on the Right

GWU! Wokesperts conducted exhaustive polling of healthy red-blooded men to crank out our ultimate list of the most-based babes of FREEDOM. Our readers told...

New Woke Fall TV Lineup Despite Writers Strike

As the Writers Guild of America enter their fourth month of a strike against the Alliance of Motion Picture and Television Producers, Hollyweird is...

Top Ten TV and Film Characters You Never Knew Were Trans!

Let me start off by saying that even though I haven’t actually seen “Spider-Man: Across The Spider-Verse” yet, the online discourse surrounding the film...

How to Never Get Canceled: A GWU! Guide 

When Major League Baseball player Anthony Bass was canceled by the Blue Jays for sharing a video deemed to be ‘transhate’ he followed the team's...

The Great Awakening ‘Documentary’ is Alt-Right, Qanon Flimflammery

Before I give you my completely unbiased and impartial review on the alt-right propaganda piece ‘The Great Awakening’, I’d like to say sorry, not...

Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Goes Balls Deep

In a splash in the face to women around the world, Sports Illustrated (SI) has once again chosen a male to be their female...

Cleopatra Got E-Gypped by Hollywoke’s Jada Pinkett Smith

There’s no de-nile, Netflix is being tut-tuted for its ‘Egyptface’ in the casting of a English-Black actress as Cleopatra in the streaming services' new...

Striking Writers Judge Woke Scripts Can Save Hollywood

As I stand united with the working class Hollywood hero scribes (from behind my keyboard) I worry over what improvised toxic garbage will take...
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Breaking the Narrative

Breaking the Narrative: Unvaxxxed Sperm Is the New Bitcoin! 🐵

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When a marketing rep in the adult film industry discovered the COVID vaccine was the reason she couldn’t get pregnant, the busty blue-eyed blonde knew she was screwed. Read the latest edition of Breaking the Narrative.

Breaking the Narrative: United We Stand, Unless We’re Tired

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Want to know how your freedom of speech is being censored by the Woke Left? Find out in Breaking the Narrative!!!

Breaking the Narrative: Spaced Out Indigenous Air Rage

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Want to know how students can occupy a non-political space and still graduate with honors? Find out in Breaking the Narrative!!!

Weird Week in Woke

Weird Week in Woke Digest: December 15–21

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Pardon me, folks, but Joe Biden is dispensing pardons like Epstein poured soft serve ice cream on Pinocchio Island. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: December 1–7

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Foul balls: Riley Gaines praised the latest team to forfeit a volleyball game against San Jose State’s Blaire Fleming—the only male on the all-women’s team. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: November 17–23

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Dems da breaks: Inside the White House backstabbing staffers and score-settling pundits point fingers at a Democratic Party in crisis. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

GWU! Podcast

Luigi Mangione’s Christmas Manicotti Manifesto Special

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Is that Italian stallion in the back of the police cruiser a cold-blooded assassin or just another pretty face from the CIA? We have the secret holiday recipe for truth, wit and Luigi Mangione’s Christmas Manicotti Manifesto.

Third Times a Trump

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Thanks to the mainstream media getting roasted, DJ Trump rose from the ashes  in an historic landslide election win. Join Mad Dug and Anthony as they were live on location to drink up all the libtard tears.

Haitian to Eat the Cats

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Is emotional support presidential running mate Uncle Tim Walz ready to perform gender-affirming surgery on the White Boys for Walz? Find out on the Get Woke Up! podcast with special guest @worthitorwoke
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