Funnyman Dave Chappelle is in a crater of trouble …. again. What did the struggling millionaire comic do this time? Well, the tell-it-like-it-is jokester may have gone too far when he dropped some truth bombs over Israel, leading to a mass exodus of fans at a Boston show on the weekend.
Chappelle, who as recently as a few weeks ago supported the Zionist state, began riffing on how Israel is bombing hospitals and killing children. The former star of the Chappelle Show went on to say: “You don’t take tens of billions from my country to go kill innocent women and children.” Outraged, his pro-Israeli audience headed for the west exit. “They totally cleared out, which is 100% what Israel is doing to the Palestinians,” said one showgoer who supported the comic.
Another fan of Chappelle wrote on social media: “Crowd was typical Boston demographic: 80% White, 5% Black, and the rest Latin and others. He yelled what are you going to do to me, cancel me? Go ahead and cancel me. You can’t cancel all of us.”
The no-hold-barred standup comedian is no stranger to controversy. His on again off again love affair with the trans community came under fire after he stated the insane fact that men can’t be women!
His current comments, however, may have more serious implications for the professional clown, as most of the people who control the media also support Israel. Don’t believe me? Check da Facts!!!
An Apple a Day Doesn’t Keep China Away
Remember Jon Stewart, the left-leaning know-it-all whose wit and satire took a struggling late-night cable show and made it political must-see TV for every frat boy in America? Well, it seems that Stewart’s talk show career is being silenced. In his new show The Problem, which streamed for two seasons on Apple, Stewart used his wokeness to try to prove that men could be women and other insane “problems,” as imagined by his hip new 20-something writers.
The core issue with Apple, however, came down to Stewart’s views on China and AI—two of Apple’s bedfellows. The rotten truth: Apple execs didn’t want Stewart making their financiers crabby, so they sent Stewart out to graze in the land of dried-up fruit (translation: he was canned applesauce—ed).
If Stewart wants to get back on air, he might need to take a page out of his old pal Steven “Here’s Dummy” Colbert’s book: if you can’t beat ’em, join ’em. Hello, Pfizer! Are you questioning the media science of the Clam Man? Check da Facts!
But I’m Justin, Bitch!
Former NSYNC boybander Justin Timberlake is believed to be “on edge” from Britany Spears’ memoir claims and has expressed concerns about how they will impact his music comeback. In Britany’s new book, The Woman In Me, she talks about everything from her abortion with Timberlake (he didn’t want to be a dad) to exposing how he cheated on her with another starlet (that’s all speculation, cough, cough), and finally that he dumped the Toxic star over text message (LOL, 🤪).
The 42-year-old father of two is now worried that his desperate musical comeback will be hampered by the accusations and that he may be canceled. “Justin, can’t understand why people will judge him for something he did like twenty years ago,” said a source close to the singer. “Like, that is so unfair!”
Will Justin be saying “Bye Bye Bye” to his music career? Keep an eye on Get Woke Up! to find out and remember to always Check da Facts!!!
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