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How to Never Get Canceled: A GWU! Guide 

When Major League Baseball player Anthony Bass was canceled by the Blue Jays for sharing a video deemed to be ‘transhate’ he followed the team's...

Cleopatra Got E-Gypped by Hollywoke’s Jada Pinkett Smith

There’s no de-nile, Netflix is being tut-tuted for its ‘Egyptface’ in the casting of a English-Black actress as Cleopatra in the streaming services' new...

School Equity Administrator ‘Liked’ Porn Tweet

In support of moms on Mother's Day, York Region District School Board Associate Director, Cecil Roach appears to have paid tribute to the marginalized...

Mother’s Day Canceled at School by Woke Adults

Students from a Toronto, Canada, school are shocked and angered that their special Mother’s Day tribute message posted to Kew Beach Junior Public School’s...

‘Trudeau Crown’ Breaks Royal Rule of Canada

The Northern socialist nation of Canada has revealed its newly updated official Coat of Arms consisting of a crown modified with a snowflake and...

Striking Writers Judge Woke Scripts Can Save Hollywood

As I stand united with the working class Hollywood hero scribes (from behind my keyboard) I worry over what improvised toxic garbage will take...

A Mostly Dead Woke Reimagining of The Princess Bride is Inconceivable

I'd like to share with you the book my father read to me when I was sick. I'm still sick, of course, we all...

Justin Trudeau Staged Video with Fake Protestor, Says Film Director

Dictator Justin Trudeau is being accused by a Canadian film director of staging the now famous viral interaction between the prime minister and a...

Twitter Stars Before and After COVID

With Sleepy Joe Biden dismantling his COVID response task force, the world is finally ready to accept that the pandemic is over. (We’ve been...

Anti-Vaxxer Actors Need to Hit the DVD Bargain Bin, Say Karen & Kevin

Dear Karen and Kevin, I’m an avid movie collector. I have over 3000 DVDs, BluRays and even some LaserDiscs. But I’m finding it harder and...
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2024: The year GWU! broke the narrative!!!

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Breaking the Narrative: Unvaxxxed Sperm Is the New Bitcoin! 🐵

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When a marketing rep in the adult film industry discovered the COVID vaccine was the reason she couldn’t get pregnant, the busty blue-eyed blonde knew she was screwed. Read the latest edition of Breaking the Narrative.

Breaking the Narrative: United We Stand, Unless We’re Tired

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Want to know how your freedom of speech is being censored by the Woke Left? Find out in Breaking the Narrative!!!

Weird Week in Woke

Weird Week in Woke Digest: February 9–15 🔥

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There was no shortage of lost love for the dad-bod billionaire owner of X, Elon Musk, this Valentine’s Day. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: January 19–25 🔥

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The recent normalization of Donald Trump has seen Ana Kasparian and a motley gang of left wingers including; AOC, Mark Zuckerburg, and even The Rock become maga into MEGA! All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: January 5–11 🔥

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DEI is under fire once more after reliable sources on the ground in Los Angeles have revealed that the out-of-control wildfires are not a result of so-called “Climate Change,” as the mainstream media would have you believe. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

GWU! Podcast

Luigi Mangione’s Christmas Manicotti Manifesto Special

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Is that Italian stallion in the back of the police cruiser a cold-blooded assassin or just another pretty face from the CIA? We have the secret holiday recipe for truth, wit and Luigi Mangione’s Christmas Manicotti Manifesto.

Third Times a Trump

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Thanks to the mainstream media getting roasted, DJ Trump rose from the ashes  in an historic landslide election win. Join Mad Dug and Anthony as they were live on location to drink up all the libtard tears.

Haitian to Eat the Cats

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Is emotional support presidential running mate Uncle Tim Walz ready to perform gender-affirming surgery on the White Boys for Walz? Find out on the Get Woke Up! podcast with special guest @worthitorwoke
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